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************THE STORY OF EL TORO******************
Pedro was metal detecting and the kids were bothering him so he said,"El Toro will be here soon!" The kids all ran away but one older one. The kid said," Do you know El Toro?" Pedro then related this story.
I was walking with my horse when El Toro hopped out from behind a rock with his gun drawn. He said,"Pedro, lift horses tail." He El Toro had the gun so I lifted horses tail. Just then horse lets big load. El Toro said," Pedro,eat load! He El Toro had the gun so I ate load. Just then horse kicks gun and I Pedro catch gun. I say to El Toro," lift horses tail." I Pedro had the gun so El Toro lifts horses tail. Just then horse lets big load. I Pedro said to El Toro," Eat load!" I Perdo has the gun so what could he do. He ate load! And you ask me if I know El Toro, WE HAD LUNCH TOGETHER!
 

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Truckinbutch: Don't like my old forge teachers joke from the 50's ? Lets hear one of yours!
 

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