Martyrs

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Two Arab mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now"

"Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though" mum confides.

"Oh so sad dear" says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21"

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born".

"He's a martyr too" says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me..." says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18", she whispers.

"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school".

"He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says... "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
 

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Yep, persons who would behave in that manner and participate in such behavior and support such behavior are rather tasteless . . . aren't they?

I thought it was rather poignant . . . and FUNNY!
 

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While we're on the subject, here's one more tasteless but true look at jihadist humor.
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A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer mats.

He says business is booming, and prophets are going through the roof… :tongue3:
 

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WindHarvester said:
The word "tasteless" comes to mind.

...says the person with Achmed the Dead Terrorist as their avatar... :laughing7:

Sorry, I had to say that... :-*

Bran <><
 

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godisnum1 said:
WindHarvester said:
The word "tasteless" comes to mind.

...says the person with Achmed the Dead Terrorist as their avatar... :laughing7:

Sorry, I had to say that... :-*

Bran <><

LOL, I realized late last night who it was. I thought it was just a cool Halloween skeleton.

Changed it just for you Bran.
 

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WindHarvester said:
godisnum1 said:
WindHarvester said:
The word "tasteless" comes to mind.

...says the person with Achmed the Dead Terrorist as their avatar... :laughing7:

Sorry, I had to say that... :-*

Bran <><
LOL, I realized late last night who it was. I thought it was just a cool Halloween skeleton.

Changed it just for you Bran.

Heheheheh.... oh, it's all in fun. Jeff Dunham's puppets are hilarious, and Achmed is a riot!! lol
No one should be so uptight with political correctness that they can't laugh at a ventriloquist with some funny lines. :wink:
Walter is another of my favorite puppets...

Bran <><
 

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