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  1. #1
    us
    Nov 2007
    Port Huron, Mi.
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    Pregnant

    BE CAREFUL OF YOUR THOUGHTS AS THEY MAY BECOME WORDS AT ANYTIME

    Actual Australian court docket 12659...

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling
    at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.

    When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and
    he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20
    years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well, Your Honor, it was like
    this; when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down
    under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved
    and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
    Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did The Trick,'
    and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and
    sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident!', I
    just lost it.

    "CASE DISMISSED!!"
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

  2. #2
    us
    Wheres The Gold

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    Vancouver WA
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    Re: Pregnant

    bad really bad!!!
    "It cant Always Be Silver Or Gold But It Is A Hell Of an Experience Pulling It Out Of the Dirt"

    Metal detecting is Like A Marathon, Your Running fast then start Slowing A Bit The You Find Something Interesting And You Pick Up the Pace!!! The Only Difference is If You Are Addicted to this Hobby there Is NO FINISH LINE HH Chug And Red

  3. #3
    gb
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    Re: Pregnant

    .OH dude!!!

    Because it's always hammer time

 

 

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