savant365
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died last month of a yeast infection and
trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, Orville Reddenbacher, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered
a positive roll model for millions.......
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough
and Dosie Dough, plus they reportedly had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, Orville Reddenbacher, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered
a positive roll model for millions.......
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough
and Dosie Dough, plus they reportedly had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
