wayne_sa
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A Yankee stockbroker always wanted to be a cowboy, so he bought a ranch in the middle of Montana. His spread was huge and he never saw a neighbor in that Big Sky country.
He was feeling lonely near the start of the new year when a neighbor finally rode up on his horse.
"Howdy," he says. "I noticed you are kinda new around here and I want to invite you up to my place for a New Years party."
The horseman switched his tobacco from one cheek to the other. "We're gonna have some drinkin' and dancin' and sex."
The stockbroker could barely contain his eagerness. "Sounds cool," he says. "What should I wear?"
The old cowboy considered for a minute and spit out a stream of tobacco juice. "Don't really matter. Its just gonna be you and me."
He was feeling lonely near the start of the new year when a neighbor finally rode up on his horse.
"Howdy," he says. "I noticed you are kinda new around here and I want to invite you up to my place for a New Years party."
The horseman switched his tobacco from one cheek to the other. "We're gonna have some drinkin' and dancin' and sex."
The stockbroker could barely contain his eagerness. "Sounds cool," he says. "What should I wear?"
The old cowboy considered for a minute and spit out a stream of tobacco juice. "Don't really matter. Its just gonna be you and me."
