Blondes explaining Easter

[Ray S S]

Three blondes died and found themselves before St. Peter. He told them that
before they could enter the Kingdom they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde, an American, said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo. " and wouldn't let her in.

The second blonde, a Brit, said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus's birth and
exchange gifts,"

St. Peter said. "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in either.

The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter
said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish Festival

of Passover, Jesus was having Passover feast with his deciples when he was

betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung him on

the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in a tomb behind a

very large boulder.."

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued. "Now, every year the jews roll away the boulder
and Jesus comes out.

If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."

St. Peter fainted.

 

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[Digginman]

That is hilarious.

DM

 

[Ray S S]

Thanks, Bobby, glad you liked it.

Ray

 

[liftloop]

No that is funny

 

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