The Year is 1947

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The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

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[strickman]

rotflmao !

[Smee]

We all know that no self respecting alien would show up in the U.S. because they were all scared off by the folks in Yurp, you know who I'm talking about . . . the french, swedes and them other ones.

The tales of horror they told back in the 30's and 40's of Americans actually having to work for a living, keeping your word, and self reliance were just more than they could handle. BTW, most of us here wish the Yur-peons would take their own advice and stay at home until they learn manners and the french should stay there until they learn how to bathe.

Bet your wondering about what Yurp is. It's this big place across the pond (a collection of countries actually) that always wants to insult Ronald Reagan as well as any American who doesn't take to socialism like a duck to water.

A Yur-peon is a citizen of Yurp who doesn't remember why they don't all speak German, eat sauerkraut all day and salute the swastika.