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  1. #1

    Mar 2005
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    Jonah and the Whale


    Heather was telling her friends at school one Monday morning about her Sunday school lesson of how Jonah was swallowed by the whale and set back on land after three days.

    The teacher overheard this and asked her if she really thought that was true, and Heather said "Yes."

    The teacher said it wasn't possible for a whale to swallow a man, it's throat was too small.

    Heather said "Well, I'll just ask him when I get to heave then."

    The teacher then asked her 'What if he isn't in heaven?"

    Heather said "Well, then you can ask him."

  2. #2
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    Mechelle

    May 2006
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    All Types Of Treasure Hunting

    Re: Jonah and the Whale

    So many tangles in life are so ultimately hopeless that there is no appropriate sword,other than laughter.......

  3. #3
    us
    Dec 2005
    Eugene, Oregon
    Fisher CZ5, White's GM VSat
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    Re: Jonah and the Whale

    Love it!

  4. #4

    Jun 2006
    algona, iowa
    514

    Re: Jonah and the Whale

    lol
    Dfx
    E-9000 headphones (don't use them often)
    bullseye II

  5. #5

    May 2006
    Tesoro Vaquero
    167

    Re: Jonah and the Whale

    Quote Originally Posted by Badger Bart

    Heather was telling her friends at school one Monday morning about her Sunday school lesson of how Jonah was swallowed by the whale and set back on land after three days.

    The teacher overheard this and asked her if she really thought that was true, and Heather said "Yes."

    The teacher said it wasn't possible for a whale to swallow a man, it's throat was too small.

    Heather said "Well, I'll just ask him when I get to heave then."

    The teacher then asked her 'What if he isn't in heaven?"

    Heather said "Well, then you can ask him."
    I didn't quite get it when the little girl said "i'll ask when I get to heave" I thought the girl was going to heave (throw up) like the whale heaved up Jonah! But then I realized it was a typo. Heh heh.
    Life is a big doo sandwich and we all have to take a bite, savvy?

  6. #6
    gr
    Jul 2006
    L-Rods & MineLab
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    All Types Of Treasure Hunting

    Re: Jonah and the Whale

    Very very good !!!
    Digman.

  7. #7
    us
    Feb 2006
    GARRETT PRO
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    Re: Jonah and the Whale

    Madfranks,

    As to typo's, which we all have a habit of doing sometime in our lives. All I can say

    on Badgers behalf is that we get our tongue wrapped around our eyeteeth and can't see what we are saying
    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

  8. #8

    Mar 2005
    301
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    Re: Jonah and the Whale


    I had to read it 3 times before I saw it myself, duh. It ain't the tongue, it's the eyes on my fingers, they're wearing out.








 

 

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