Heather was telling her friends at school one Monday morning about her Sunday school lesson of how Jonah was swallowed by the whale and set back on land after three days.
The teacher overheard this and asked her if she really thought that was true, and Heather said "Yes."
The teacher said it wasn't possible for a whale to swallow a man, it's throat was too small.
Heather said "Well, I'll just ask him when I get to heave then."
The teacher then asked her 'What if he isn't in heaven?"
Heather said "Well, then you can ask him."
I didn't quite get it when the little girl said "i'll ask when I get to heave" I thought the girl was going to heave (throw up) like the whale heaved up Jonah! But then I realized it was a typo. Heh heh.
Life is a big doo sandwich and we all have to take a bite, savvy?