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Aug 11, 2006, 04:16 AM
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Jonah and the Whale
Heather was telling her friends at school one Monday morning about her Sunday school lesson of how Jonah was swallowed by the whale and set back on land after three days.
The teacher overheard this and asked her if she really thought that was true, and Heather said "Yes."
The teacher said it wasn't possible for a whale to swallow a man, it's throat was too small.
Heather said "Well, I'll just ask him when I get to heave then."
The teacher then asked her 'What if he isn't in heaven?"
Heather said "Well, then you can ask him."
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Aug 11, 2006 04:16 AM
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Aug 11, 2006, 02:09 PM
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Mechelle
So many tangles in life are so ultimately hopeless that there is no appropriate sword,other than laughter.......
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Aug 11, 2006, 10:12 PM
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Aug 11, 2006, 10:14 PM
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Dfx
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Aug 21, 2006, 05:08 PM
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Re: Jonah and the Whale
Originally Posted by
Badger Bart
Heather was telling her friends at school one Monday morning about her Sunday school lesson of how Jonah was swallowed by the whale and set back on land after three days.
The teacher overheard this and asked her if she really thought that was true, and Heather said "Yes."
The teacher said it wasn't possible for a whale to swallow a man, it's throat was too small.
Heather said "Well, I'll just ask him when I get to heave then."
The teacher then asked her 'What if he isn't in heaven?"
Heather said "Well, then you can ask him."
I didn't quite get it when the little girl said "i'll ask when I get to heave" I thought the girl was going to heave (throw up) like the whale heaved up Jonah! But then I realized it was a typo. Heh heh.
Life is a big doo sandwich and we all have to take a bite, savvy?
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Aug 21, 2006, 05:18 PM
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Re: Jonah and the Whale
Very very good !!!
Digman.
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Aug 21, 2006, 05:55 PM
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MR.
Re: Jonah and the Whale
Madfranks,
As to typo's, which we all have a habit of doing sometime in our lives. All I can say
on Badgers behalf is that we get our tongue wrapped around our eyeteeth and can't see what we are saying 
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
Those with the most birthdays live the longest
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Aug 22, 2006, 04:18 AM
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Re: Jonah and the Whale
I had to read it 3 times before I saw it myself, duh. It ain't the tongue, it's the eyes on my fingers, they're wearing out.
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