- Jan 6, 2006
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- 🏆 Honorable Mentions:
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- Detector(s) used
- Garrett AT Pro, Ace 250 & Ace 400
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
The Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
"Someone in this Congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who
did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian Family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the
nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression." Again all
was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic
rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her
voice quivered as she
spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said
you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a
coupl e of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!
"Someone in this Congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who
did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian Family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the
nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression." Again all
was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic
rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her
voice quivered as she
spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said
you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a
coupl e of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared!
