The Nursing Home

[Chug And Red]

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next
morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set
her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She
seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in
her chair.

Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten
her up.

Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the
other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.
This goes on all morning.

Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to
her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all
right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

Red

 

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[Mackaydon]

What am I missing?
Why is that post on Treasure Net?

 

[old digger]

! Maybe they could give her one of those rubber doughnuts to sit on. Phhhffffaaaaatt!

 

[Chug And Red]

What am I missing?
Why is that post on Treasure Net?

It is on TN because it is a joke, and it is listed under Comedy Central. I posted it because it is funny and I like to make people laugh, and people seem to enjoy them. As long as people laugh, I'll keep posting them, because we could all use a laugh every now and then! Red

 

[Chug And Red]

! Maybe they could give her one of those rubber doughnuts to sit on. Phhhffffaaaaatt!

That would work, but who's going to blow it up?

 

[Chug And Red]

! Maybe they could give her one of those rubber doughnuts to sit on. Phhhffffaaaaatt!

That would work, but who's going to blow it up?

Maybr She Should Hae Pushed the Call Button And When They Showed Up She Could Have Asked For Help Getting Up And Let one Rip!!!! Chug

 

[old digger]

Maybe Don needs a whoopy cushion to invigerate his funny bone?

 

[stefen]

God added scented perfumes to flatulance so the hearing impared could appreciate them too...

 

[Mackaydon]

OK, I see your point; the joke is on me.
I was in a different mindset at the time.
Don.......

 

[old digger]

It's okay, you were probably under a little stress?

 

[truckinbutch]

OK, I see your point; the joke is on me.
I was in a different mindset at the time.
Don.......

Glad you finally got up to speed . I was concerned that you had your head jammed in your azz so tight that you couldn't fart or burp

 

[stefen]

Easy there big boy...he's entitled to his opinion as are you...

Except his is legitimate...

Well....maybe!

 

[Chug And Red]

OK, I see your point; the joke is on me.
I was in a different mindset at the time.
Don.......

Hope everything is going ok for you, sounds like your under a lot of stress.