truckinbutch
Silver Member
I was scheduled to be in a league bowling tournament last night . Pulled on my lucky bowling pants
out of the drawer and pulled them on only to discover that my wife had not repaired the torn out inseam from last week . Called her and explained my problem . I just couldn't bowl in a tournament
without my lucky pants and ,certainly, could not show up with my 'ying-yang' hanging out .
Wife told me she had to work over and couldn't get home in time to fix them ; but , to hang on . She would call me back .
>She called back in a couple of minutes with the solution . Sandy , the next door neighbor , was willing to stitch up the errant seam for me on my way to the tournament .
>My wife came home later that night to find me sprawled just in front of the door , unable to make it in .
>I had a broke nose , several fractured ribs , and an ear partially torn loose as well as two black eyes .
>Of course , she wanted an explanation ,when all I was supposed to do was get my pants stitched and go bowling .
"Honey , I swear , I was headed out to do just that . I stopped at Sandy's and she told me to just stand still and she would stitch that seam right up . She did , too , and a fine job of it . Just as she leaned in to bite off the thread her husband walked in from work .
And , Honey , I swear ! HE IS THE MOST UNREASONABLE S.O.B. THAT HAS EVER LIVED IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD !!"
out of the drawer and pulled them on only to discover that my wife had not repaired the torn out inseam from last week . Called her and explained my problem . I just couldn't bowl in a tournament
without my lucky pants and ,certainly, could not show up with my 'ying-yang' hanging out .
Wife told me she had to work over and couldn't get home in time to fix them ; but , to hang on . She would call me back .
>She called back in a couple of minutes with the solution . Sandy , the next door neighbor , was willing to stitch up the errant seam for me on my way to the tournament .
>My wife came home later that night to find me sprawled just in front of the door , unable to make it in .
>I had a broke nose , several fractured ribs , and an ear partially torn loose as well as two black eyes .
>Of course , she wanted an explanation ,when all I was supposed to do was get my pants stitched and go bowling .
"Honey , I swear , I was headed out to do just that . I stopped at Sandy's and she told me to just stand still and she would stitch that seam right up . She did , too , and a fine job of it . Just as she leaned in to bite off the thread her husband walked in from work .
And , Honey , I swear ! HE IS THE MOST UNREASONABLE S.O.B. THAT HAS EVER LIVED IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD !!"
