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    Divorce

    A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."

    "On what grounds?"

    "Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees."

    "No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?"

    "Yes, we have a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage." The lawyer is getting exasperated,

    "Does he beat you up?"

    "No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he doesn't get up until after I've left for work."

    "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

    "We just can't seem to communicate."
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    Lol.

    Lawyer asks Mickey Mouse, "let me get this straight, you want to divorce Minnie because she's crazy?"
    Mickey replies, "No, I want to divorce her because she is F-ing Goofy!!!"



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    Quote Originally Posted by walker614 View Post
    Lol.
    Lawyer asks Mickey Mouse, "let me get this straight, you want to divorce Minnie because she's crazy?"
    Mickey replies, "No, I want to divorce her because she is F-ing Goofy!!!"
    Chris W.
    Ah! You hit the Free Republic too!!!
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