How I Lost My Teeth ...

[Chadeaux]

I was in a Mobile Alabama hangout last night, at the bar waiting for a beer,
as a butt-ugly big old heifer came up behind me and slapped me on the backside.

She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."

I looked her straight in the eyes and said, "Have you got a pen."

She said, "I sure do."

I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is on Monday.

 

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[stefen]

I didn't almost, ya know...I actually did...

Beats using a laxative...

 

[jamey]

funny,thanks

 

[austin]

Do you really feel that" butt-ugly big old heifer" is nice or even close to politically correct? Here in San Antonio we simply use the term, "one of Charles Barkely's girls" or "the girls that Barkely refers to". Much easier and the "a few extra pounds women" don't get offended. By the way, I love the joke...

 

[Chadeaux]

Do you really feel that" butt-ugly big old heifer" is nice or even close to politically correct?

I don't know what politically correct is so, at 6' 3" and 300+ lbs, you tell me:

Here in San Antonio we simply use the term, "one of Charles Barkely's girls" or "the girls that Barkely refers to". Much easier and the "a few extra pounds women" don't get offended. By the way, I love the joke...

Never thought of that

Would it make you feel better if I had said "one of Austin's girls"? Just kiddin ...

Be well buddy.