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Doubter in MD

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Right now she can count on a phone call this morning and getting screamed at, I used to be Sergeant Major, think it will work??

If by "think it will work" you mean "freak her out and have her get a restraining order against you", then yes, I think it will work.:laughing7:
 

ARC

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Aug 19, 2014
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Must make sweet passionate love to her. :)

Only then... will she reveal the location.
 

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SADS 669

SADS 669

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Jan 20, 2013
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3,735
Long Island, Bahamas
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Nice try guys, thanks. I'm still gonna scream at the wizened old hag, unless of course she sends the photo in which case she rocks, maybe try for honey then stick
 

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SADS 669

SADS 669

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Jan 20, 2013
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Long Island, Bahamas
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Just called her, I was nice ( while biting my lip) and she promised to put a message on her phone ( whatever that means) WTS.......
 

JMFJ

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Dec 31, 2012
11
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Waitress lessons.
#1 How to get the gringos to tip. :laughing7:

Funny. But they don't speak spanish in Nassau. We aren't gringos.




I am obsessed with your finds now. I come to nassau once or twice a year. I want to dive some unknown wrecks im tired of paying for tourists dives. I want to find someone that knows the place and can get me on a spot for a day. There in Nassau or Freeport. Or any carribean island. I'm Nitrox certified so I can stay a little longer diving without a break at depth if I have Nitrox. I would even like to find someone off tampa , keys my home town Panama City area that knows some stories of wrecks no one dives. I don't like diving alone unless it's freshwater. So I'm limited by the people I know.
 

JMFJ

Greenie
Dec 31, 2012
11
10
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Right now she can count on a phone call this morning and getting screamed at, I used to be Sergeant Major, think it will work??

No because you aren't her Sgm Hooah. Your just a tourist trying to make money on an island where a gallon of milk is $7.59 they have George Bush refinery and has still costs them $8 a gallon. She is a waitress in that world. She has to appeal to every tourist customer. 600-900 a day getting off cruise ships. Not counting the ones that come to go to casino and stay there. They know we have money if we are staying at those places. She worked. It. But hey Sgm I'm an New school E-5 retiree. Iraq veteran want to go find some sunken stuff and bring it back to life? The guys are chasing that shipwreck with gold coins up the Tampa coastline the Current got it and it's 100 miles farther than expected last I heard its full of gold and pirates swords and militaria.
 

old man

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Sads669, offer her money for a picture of the bell. She can take the picture with her phone and text it to you.
If she can't do that ? I would say she is full of shxx.
If she offers to sell you a treasure map? I would find a new place to eat.
 

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SADS 669

SADS 669

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She is a sweetie, well now she promised to go into the attic and get off her fat arse and get the photo she is ha ha.

Let's hope for the best and prepare for the worst, that would be that Old man visits, oops did I say that out loud......
 

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SADS 669

SADS 669

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Jan 20, 2013
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No because you aren't her Sgm Hooah. Your just a tourist trying to make money on an island where a gallon of milk is $7.59 they have George Bush refinery and has still costs them $8 a gallon. She is a waitress in that world. She has to appeal to every tourist customer. 600-900 a day getting off cruise ships. Not counting the ones that come to go to casino and stay there. They know we have money if we are staying at those places. She worked. It. But hey Sgm I'm an New school E-5 retiree. Iraq veteran want to go find some sunken stuff and bring it back to life? The guys are chasing that shipwreck with gold coins up the Tampa coastline the Current got it and it's 100 miles farther than expected last I heard its full of gold and pirates swords and militaria.

Tourist, cheeky git, I had to crawl through half a mile of broken glass to get my Bahamian citizenship, or at least that's what it felt like for 6 years ha ha.

The Waitress is tucked away in a place off the beaten track so not many people quizzing her, it's only cos I had my GPS on the table that the conversation got round to the bell, that and I offered to certify her friends son for free some months ago......
 

old man

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Aug 12, 2003
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She is a sweetie, well now she promised to go into the attic and get off her fat arse and get the photo she is ha ha.

Let's hope for the best and prepare for the worst, that would be that Old man visits, oops did I say that out loud......

Oh sure, pick on the old fat guy with one leg and an eye patch.
 

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SADS 669

SADS 669

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Jan 20, 2013
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Long Island, Bahamas
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You got it!! And if you show up uninvited you will get it.......ask BVI
 

ARC

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Aug 19, 2014
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Tarpon Springs
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Hey Sads... did you make sweet passionate love to her yet ?

Should only take you a minute maybe 2 :)... :)
 

G.I.B.

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Feb 23, 2007
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G.I.B.

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Feb 23, 2007
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North Central Florida
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She is a sweetie, well now she promised to go into the attic and get off her fat arse and get the photo she is ha ha.

I'm going to reserve any further judgments/fantasies until we get to see a picture of her...
 

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SADS 669

SADS 669

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Jan 20, 2013
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ARRC please make a well known phrase from this difficult anagram....."stuffed get" ha ha.....
 

ARC

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It is OK if she is "as big as a house"...
Big girls need lovin too...

"dive in" and "ring her bell" ... lol... heh
 

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SADS 669

SADS 669

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Jan 20, 2013
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Now you dun it. I am going to give her your phone number, email address and your bank balance details . I will also ask the Mods to blank your address when the Bell photo is posted.......WTS

Ps you going to the cookout?
 

ARC

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As long as she gives up the co-ords for that bell ... OR the bell... I may be "down" with that...
Nah ... on second thought... she can keep her "crusty attic bell" heh.
And...
Cant do anything with the Co-ords other than dive and look... so... no bank stuff. heh
 

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