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    Doc will I Live to See 80?

    "Doctor, will I live to see eighty?"

    "Well that depends," replied the doctor. "Do you smoke tobacco or drink any alcohol?"

    "Oh no," I said. "And I don't do drugs, either!"

    "What about red meat?"

    "Hardly any. I heard that red meat is very unhealthy, so I gave up eating steak."

    "Do you spend much time in the sun? Playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or cycling?"

    "No, I don't," I replied, starting to feel quite pleased with myself.

    "Gambling? Driving fast cars? Lots of sex?"

    "Nope."

    "So why do you even care?"
    Remember 9-1-1 and all the Fallen Firefighters and Police Officers. Never forget the price they paid for our Freedom.

    God Bless the men and women past, present, and future who serve this country by serving in the military.

    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Solider, one died for your soul the other died for your freedom.

    What a shame that scientists will call a cell on another planet "life", but they won't acknowledge a fetus as life until it is born.

    Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching.

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    Boom that's it all these vegans and vegitarians Ill give up a few years to enjoy food

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