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    Men Are Just Happier People

    What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.

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    Re: Men Are Just Happier People

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio
    Thanks Jim...

    Nick

    PS I read somewhere you moved (new home)...Is this true If so was it the house you posted in the test pic Sorry off topic just curious
    Hi Nick -

    I posted a few houses in that area... however, it was the brick house that we bought, yes. The other house was a 1910 victorian we were looking at - but it needed too much serious work and I'm just a government employee...

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    Nick... LMAO... if it brings in the money, I'l even do MTV.

    Hey... the bottom of your posts... W.W.O.D. I used to say that all the time, 'Way Way Out Dere" (out there)... what is that ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio
    Quote Originally Posted by Montana Jim
    Nick... LMAO... if it brings in the money, I'l even do MTV.

    Hey... the bottom of your posts... W.W.O.D. I used to say that all the time, 'Way Way Out Dere" (out there)... what is that ?
    Yep he is "WAY WAY OUT DERE"...

    I will most likely be banished to eternal damnation...it is a play on W.W.J.D What Would Jesus Do?

    I have a t-shirt which reads W.W.O.D ...and underneath it reads What Would O--- Do

    Here is a hint? "he has been called the prince of darkness"

    And yes in the immortal words of Joe Dirt " I AM A ROCKER THROUGH AND THROUGH!!!"

    Nick


    Oooofff... I'll stick with the Jesus version! Good luck with the whole damnation thing!

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    Of course - I'm 43 years old... LMAO... :P

    Well be carefull! LMAO - you see how he turned out!


 

 

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