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Brian and Jan were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Jan's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.

One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside.

He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.'

Brian asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied,'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.'

Brian looked out the window and right there he saw a champion-ship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth..

'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled Brian..

'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for free, every day.'

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch. 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to Brian. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'

Brian looked around and nervously asked Jan' Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea?'

'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like and you will never get fat or sick.

This is Heaven!'

'No gym to work out at?' said Brian

'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.

'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'

'Never again'

Brian glared at Jan and said, 'You and your F**ggin Bran Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'

 

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