Bumper sticker sayings

[mr007s]

Seen this en the other day:


If you are going to ride my ass,

You could at least pull my hair

 

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[Tabfry]

"Even your imaginary friends won't play with you"

 

[sparkymaster]

I seen One.

I snatch kisses and vice versa.

 

[ClonedSIM]

I seen One.

I snatch kisses and vice versa.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

 

[stefen]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY

 

[diggummup]

If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!
Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
Front bumper -Run, Hilary, Run!
Never eat more than you can lift.
Jerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job.
I wonder if you would drive well if that cell phone were up your a$$.
FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
I am not speeding I am qualifying.
Horn Broken...Watch For Finger.
racecar spelled backwards spells racecar

 

[stefen]

IF YOUR MOM SAYS NO

CALL 1-800-GRAMPA

 

[Tabfry]

Saw one yesterday...

"Aside from slavery, fascism, nazism, and communism war never settled anything"

 

[imafishingnutt]

1. I LOVE TOURIST SEASON ..MY FREEZER IS EMPTY
2. I HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM...IM ALL OUT
3. DONT DRINK AND DRIVE ..YOU MIGHT SPILL SOME
4. IF YOU CAN READ THIS WATCH FOR BOOGER
5. HORNS BROKEN WATCH FOR FINGER.
6. TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND I SAID THANKS.

 

[paratrooper]

"I wish Hillary had married O.J."

 

[Old Dog]

For all you NASCAR fans...

"I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!"

OD

 

[Pentico]

All good ones for sure.
Had a good time reading them all.
We have 3 girls in college.
Here is what is on the back of my Jeep.
"Hire my daughters while they still know it all"

ChrisP

 

[Old Dog]

LOL

 

[Johnny Ringo Silver]

My first new car was a blaze red mazda sports coupe with neons underneath.
My only bumper sticker said " Don't laugh mister, your daughter might be in here!! " 8) 8)