DeepseekerADS
Gold Member
- Mar 3, 2013
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- Detector(s) used
- CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
- Primary Interest:
- Other
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
'Yes, Dad, what is it?
"Don't be nervous, son do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife....'
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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office
'Is it true,' she wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, I'm wondering, then, Just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.'
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Two guys one old one young are pushing their carts around Walmart
When they collide. the old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
The young guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...' I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help you find her.. What does she look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.. What does your wife look like?'
To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours.'
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
'Yes, Dad, what is it?
"Don't be nervous, son do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife....'
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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office
'Is it true,' she wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, I'm wondering, then, Just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.'
..............................................
Two guys one old one young are pushing their carts around Walmart
When they collide. the old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
The young guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...' I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help you find her.. What does she look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.. What does your wife look like?'
To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours.'
