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    Booger Jokes

    Where’s my booger?
    I was walking in the park when I saw my friend and her 5 yr old son sitting on a bench. I walked over to them and the 5 year old started pointing at me, I said, “if you keep pointing I'll eat your fingers." He kept pointing, so I stuck his fingers in my mouth and pretended to eat them. He then started crying. I looked at him and said don't worry I'm not really gonna eat your fingers. He replied, "I know that but where’s my booger?"

    Anorexic Booger
    Q. What do you call an anorexic booger?
    A. Slim Pickins

    Love Booger
    Q. What does a booger in love tell his girl friend?
    A. I’m stuck on you.

    Slow Booger
    Q. What is another name for a snail?
    A. A booger with a crash helmet.

    Chicken Booger
    Q. Why did the booger cross the road?
    A. Because he was being picked on.

    Tasty Booger
    Q. What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
    A. Kids don't eat broccoli.

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    Jun 2007
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    Re: Booger Jokes

    love the one about the snail! That is hilarious!


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    Re: Booger Jokes

    My favorite is the last one:

    Tasty Booger

    Q. What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
    A. Kids don't eat broccoli.
    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

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    Colonial, PA
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    Re: Booger Jokes

    I don't pick my boogs.

  5. #5
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    Feb 2006
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    Re: Booger Jokes

    Huh?

    What do you use, roto-rooter?
    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

 

 

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