MAN MAKES A WILL

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His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place

to record his last wishes.

When all is ready, he begins to speak.

"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."

"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile

markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the

Marathon Government Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings

on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not

realize his extensive holdings and, as Doug slips away, the nurse says:

"Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working

man to have accumulated all this property.”

The wife replies,



"Property?. What property? The ass-hole has a paper route"... [/FONT]
 

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