Your Favorite KirkPA quotes

Colonial KirkPA

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Hey, dudes, post your favorite KirkPA quotes on this thread. Or, be creative and write a quote that YOU think KirkPA would state. :D

Indeed, it has been a good year of KirkPA quotes (I like to say "quotes"). :D

BDD...Kirk

1.) Chill out, pal, it is just metal detecting. :D
2.) Kiss that toad yet?
3.) Coppas are my life. :D
4.) Wilver ain't silver, it is wilver. :D
5.) Is that all you found? :D
6.) I can stir up a lot of folks, just by stating, "Huh, clad?" :D
7.) There are more personal rants about KirkPA than there are about the dangers of using drugs. :D
 

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ivan salis

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7. the dangers of drug use may explain somethings --- rule #1 never post while drinking heavily or while stoned ---- :-X
 

ModernMiner

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O.K., this one has to be my favorite. At least the image is etched in my mind. ;D
Remember this gem?............

"I didn't feel too well while sweeping my relic machine. While digging a couple holes, for some reason, I "hacked" up my breakfast...thankfully, the contents went right into the hole, so I just put the dirt back and was off again, with a smile, in quest for treasure...."

Classic!!! ;D
I hope you don't get a B.B. gun for Christmas Kirk.
"You'll shoot your eye out kid."

Merry Christmas,
Doug
 

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Kentucky Kache

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ModernMiner said:
O.K., this one has to be my favorite. At least the image is etched in my mind. ;D
Remember this gem?............

"I didn't feel too well while sweeping my relic machine. While digging a couple holes, for some reason, I "hacked" up my breakfast...thankfully, the contents went right into the hole, so I just put the dirt back and was off again, with a smile, in quest for treasure...."

Classic!!! ;D
I hope you don't get a B.B. gun for Christmas Kirk.
"You'll shoot your eye out kid."

Merry Christmas,
Doug

I hope I never come across that signal.
 

ModernMiner

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jbot no Elf said:
ModernMiner said:
O.K., this one has to be my favorite. At least the image is etched in my mind. ;D
Remember this gem?............

"I didn't feel too well while sweeping my relic machine. While digging a couple holes, for some reason, I "hacked" up my breakfast...thankfully, the contents went right into the hole, so I just put the dirt back and was off again, with a smile, in quest for treasure...."

Classic!!! ;D
I hope you don't get a B.B. gun for Christmas Kirk.
"You'll shoot your eye out kid."

Merry Christmas,
Doug

I hope I never come across that signal.

LMAO!!! Good one. ;D
 

Colonial Zoyboy

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My favorite:

"After digging up a Wheat penny, I chucked it into the nearby stream. Heck, it gave off a perfect coppa reading." :D

Bone Dry Detecting...Levster
 

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Colonial KirkPA

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"I saw a detectorist the other day, but he warsn't detecting where I would. Thank you for saving the good stuff for BDD, pal!" :D

BDD...Kirk
 

Colonial Zoyboy

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"Think about, folks, the folks in the future will be researching for clad." :D

BDD...zoyster
 

Colonial Zoyboy

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"No, you won't hear me talking about po-li-tics, gardening, fishing, hunting (I'm not that tough), sports, stock market blunders, and other irrelevant topics. I am all about metal detecting! Single-minded? You damn well better believe it! But, maybe that is why I am such a great treasure hunter." ---KirkPA

Bone Dry Detecting...zoyster
 

Colonial Zoyboy

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"The result: flat on my metal detecting face. Instead of crying, like some forum dudes would have done, I did a push-up (the easiest form of getting up, plus I got to pump my arms up a bit), dusted off my White's t-shirt, and proceeded to walk back into the house."
--KirkPA

Bone Dry Detecting...zoyster
 

ModernMiner

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Here's another one that I laughed my a$$ off on:

"Our day consisted of tedious hours of sweeping and almost leading to the three dudes giving up the hobby. We were all ready to give this damn hobby up, snap our detector rods over our sexy thighs, and heave our entire scrap units into the nearby thickets. I think, many times during the day, I looked at Zoy and said with a tear in my eye, "Why? Why? Why? Just one coin!" Also, throughout the day, I would take my earphones off my head and lay down to sunbathe in between the cornrows. I thought, "Heck, if I can't find a coin, why not get a sexy tan?" During one occasion, while I bathed in the sun, Zoy didn't know that I was laying in the next row, so when he got close, I sat up quickly with some beef jerky in mouth and said, "Care for a treat?" He just laughed and kept on datectin'.

Hilarious!!! Hopefully we'll see somes vids from BDD in 08'. ;D ;D ;D
-Doug-
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