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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as
California. White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels
France pleads for global help after being taken over by
Jamaica &nb sp;
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to
weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs .
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their ci
vil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by
January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal
political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as
California. White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels
France pleads for global help after being taken over by
Jamaica &nb sp;
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be
imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to
weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs .
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast
shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth
shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their ci
vil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by
January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal
political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
