Nonsequitur
Jr. Member
- Dec 18, 2006
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A couple is walking down the street when a pigeon flies overhead and lets one go. Splat! Right on the man's forehead.
The wife says, "Gee, I wish I had some tissue with me dear!"
The husband says, "Why? It must be a half-mile from here now."
The wife says, "Gee, I wish I had some tissue with me dear!"
The husband says, "Why? It must be a half-mile from here now."