Needle
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Poetic ComplimentsYoung Bill and Clyde had been working together for a while and Young Bill noticed Clyde had a way with the ladies.
Young Bill asked Clyde one day, what is your secret with the ladies, how come ladies seem to feel so charmed around you?
Clyde said, women liked poetic compliments and he found that it makes him irresistible to them. Young Bill said, he did not understand exactly what he was saying by poetic compliments and if he could give him a couple of examples, it would really help.
So Bill said, OK like, if your gal has blue eyes, you would say…
Oh pretty thing with the eyes of blue,
No other in the world can make me feel happy like you!
Or if her eyes were green, you would say…
Oh little darlin with the peepers of green,
You are the sweetest angel I have ever seen!
So young Bill thanked him and went out on his first date with a gal he met that weekend.
Monday at work he showed up with scratches on his face and he was walking with a noticeable limp. Clyde asked him what happened and Young Bill explained, he tried some of those poetic compliments, but his gal had brown eyes and all he could think to say was...
Hey sweet momma with the eyes of brown,
I would like to break you down like a shotgun and love ya like a hound!
