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Top 10 Reasons to Own a Metal Detector
Top 10 Reasons For Men
10. You can trade in an old one for a new one and the old one won’t keep your best car, house, or bank accounts.
9. You can keep one metal detector at home and enjoy a different one when you are on the road.
8. If you admire a friend’s metal detector and tell him so, he would probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary metal detector won’t mind if you keep several others for a back up.
6. Your metal detector will stay with you even when your batteries need replaced.
5. A metal detector does not require much closet space.
4. Metal detectors function normally every day of the month.
3. A metal detector will never ask, “Does this new accessory make me look fat?”
2. A metal detector does not care if you go right to sleep after you use it.
1. A metal detector will never ask you to put down the toilet seat, mow the yard, empty the dish washer, take it out to dinner, or to get a real job.
Top 10 Reasons For Women
10. A metal detector will sit quietly beside you as you watch a romantic movie.
9. A metal detector is easy to turn on no matter how old it gets.
8. A metal detector will never pass gas while pulling on any part of it.
7. A metal detectors penetration depth can be improved by getting it a larger coil.
6. A metal detector is always ready when you are.
5. A metal detector will not suddenly look “ashen”, get mad, and throw things when you tell it you no longer want it in the house.
4. Chances are, another woman won’t want to try out or take your metal detector away from you.
3. A metal detector never hogs the TV remote nor will it ask you to bring it a beer.
2. Metal detectors could care less about a big home cooked meal.
1. Metal detectors like to give you gold and diamonds and will go out with you without complaint, on your anniversary, birthday … or for no special reason at all.
George
Top 10 Reasons to Own a Metal Detector
Top 10 Reasons For Men
10. You can trade in an old one for a new one and the old one won’t keep your best car, house, or bank accounts.
9. You can keep one metal detector at home and enjoy a different one when you are on the road.
8. If you admire a friend’s metal detector and tell him so, he would probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary metal detector won’t mind if you keep several others for a back up.
6. Your metal detector will stay with you even when your batteries need replaced.
5. A metal detector does not require much closet space.
4. Metal detectors function normally every day of the month.
3. A metal detector will never ask, “Does this new accessory make me look fat?”
2. A metal detector does not care if you go right to sleep after you use it.
1. A metal detector will never ask you to put down the toilet seat, mow the yard, empty the dish washer, take it out to dinner, or to get a real job.
Top 10 Reasons For Women
10. A metal detector will sit quietly beside you as you watch a romantic movie.
9. A metal detector is easy to turn on no matter how old it gets.
8. A metal detector will never pass gas while pulling on any part of it.
7. A metal detectors penetration depth can be improved by getting it a larger coil.
6. A metal detector is always ready when you are.
5. A metal detector will not suddenly look “ashen”, get mad, and throw things when you tell it you no longer want it in the house.
4. Chances are, another woman won’t want to try out or take your metal detector away from you.
3. A metal detector never hogs the TV remote nor will it ask you to bring it a beer.
2. Metal detectors could care less about a big home cooked meal.
1. Metal detectors like to give you gold and diamonds and will go out with you without complaint, on your anniversary, birthday … or for no special reason at all.
George
