Jeffro
Silver Member
HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more
children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are
legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may
not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb
in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the
doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear ! and beg an to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other
hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana ,
Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , West Virginia and Washington
DC
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more
children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are
legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can (COORS), then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may
not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb
in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the
doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear ! and beg an to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
At which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other
hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana ,
Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , West Virginia and Washington
DC
