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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and, true to his Word, he made contact.
'Mary...Mary....'
'Is that you Fred?'
'Yes, I have come back like we agreed.'
'What is it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex, I bask in the sun, then I have sex-twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. Supper, then sex till late at night. Sleep then start all over again.'
'Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven!'
'No, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas.
'Mary...Mary....'
'Is that you Fred?'
'Yes, I have come back like we agreed.'
'What is it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex, I bask in the sun, then I have sex-twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. Supper, then sex till late at night. Sleep then start all over again.'
'Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven!'
'No, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas.
