Old Guys Are Helpful

[warsawdaddy]

I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young
guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I
wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.

The young guy says, That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate. I
said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?

The young guy says,! 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top
and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

Most Old Guys are helpful like that.

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[Cynangyl]

ROFL I can see you being just that helpful too! We love ya!

 

[aa battery]

that is truely sad

 

[boogeyman]

I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young
guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I
wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.

The young guy says, That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate. I
said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?

The young guy says,! 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top
and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

Most Old Guys are helpful like that.

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Ok..... Did you hold her down on the ground until her husband showed up? Wouldn't want her to waunder off & get lost again

 

[stefen]

Add 20 or so years and I think I know her quite intimately

 

[Bowler Man]

I know what I'm looking for the next time I go into Home Depot!

 

[ATGem]

Great I love it!