Senior dress code

[WV Hillbilly]

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite

confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image

we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current

fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,

the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:



A nose ring and bifocals
Spiked hair and bald spots
A pierced tongue and dentures
Miniskirts and support hose

Ankle bracelets and corn pads
Speedo's and cellulite
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
Bikinis and liver spots
Short shorts and varicose veins
Inline skates and a walker





<<<And last, but not least>>>







Thongs and Depends

 

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[stefen]

Quick!

Shoot Me!

I've fallen and don't give a damn if I ever get it up

Oops...did I say that

 

[Tubecity]

Or Larry the Cable Guy's, "I wuz at the Wal-Mart the other night, & spotted this big ole gal wearin tight spandex shorts & a tube top, she looked like a roll a bicuits that popped open.

 

[Old Dog]

Thats just wrong TC
ROFLMAO.....

Thom

 

[truckinbutch]

Thats just wrong TC
ROFLMAO.....

Thom

'Member what we talked about last night....Stick of chalk and a bag of flour.

 

[Old Dog]

Still haven't gotten that spandex picture out of my head.

woof

 

[stefen]

Thats just wrong TC
ROFLMAO.....

Thom

'Member what we talked about last night....Stick of chalk and a bag of flour.

You mean roll the fat chick in flour and look for the wet spot

 

[truckinbutch]

Thats just wrong TC
ROFLMAO.....

Thom

'Member what we talked about last night....Stick of chalk and a bag of flour.

You mean roll the fat chick in flour and look for the wet spot

SHAME ON YOU!!! You hug a large lady and mark your hugs with chalk to insure that you get every bit of her hugged.Then you lightly dust her with flour during the romantic interlude to identify the most receptive spots for your attentions.
A decent wine and conversation are in order after the interlude along with some more hugs and kisses.