Ray S ECenFL
Silver Member
Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.A man asks: 'In what aisle
could I find the Polish sausage?'The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you
Polish?'The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or
if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some
Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'The clerk says, 'Well, no, I
probably wouldn't!'With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'The
clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
could I find the Polish sausage?'The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you
Polish?'The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or
if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some
Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'The clerk says, 'Well, no, I
probably wouldn't!'With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'The
clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
