MORE STUPID TRUE HEADLINES

[Ray S S]

-Never Withold Herpes Infections From Loved One

-Drunken Drivers Paid $1,000 In '84

-War Dims Hope For Peace

-If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

-Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

-Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

-Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

-Deer Kill 17,000

-Typhoon Rips Through Cemitary, Hundreds Dead

-Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

-New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

-Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

-Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

-Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy

-Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire

-British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply

-Ban On Soliciting dead In Trotwood

-Lansing Residents Car Drop Off Trees

-Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half

-New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

-Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

-Air Head Fired

-Man Steals Clock, Faces Time

-Prosecuter Releases Probe Into Undersheriff

-Deaf College Opens Door To Hearing

-Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni

-Bank Drive-in Window blocked By Board

-Hospital Is Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

-Some Pieces Of rock Hudson Sold At Auction

-Sex Education Delayed, Teachers request Training

















cCold War

 

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[Goodyguy]

Those were even funnier than the last ones



-Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
Another good reason to stay in school.

-Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff
Now that's gotta hurt.


GG~

 

[corklabus]

Depression now known to lessen chances of survuval for cancer patients.

Now how much money did they waste figuring THAT out

They could've ASKED any cancer patient......

 

[Tank69]

ok my picks are .

#1...-British Union Finds Dwarfs In Short Supply

#2...-Typhoon Rips Through Cemitary, Hundreds Dead

an the best one is

#3... -Sex Education Delayed, Teachers request Training

karen I dont know where you find these but their great keep it up

 

[crazyjarhead]

They are all good. Especially the cemetery one

 

[spartacus53]

-Deer Kill 17,000
And Bambi looks so innocent

-Drunken Drivers Paid $1,000 In '84
Are they still sending out checks

 

[Ray S S]

Thanks, Guys for your replies. I get a kick out of the one about the strike...

If it is not settled quickly, it may last a while. LOL

Ray