21stTNCav
Hero Member
I , the great Hillbilly prognosticator of Dixie land , have been working hard and I have beaten the Mayans hands down with my predictions of unforeseen events of 2012. Read more, 
if you dare!!
In 2012:
1) Following her conversion to the Mormon faith Brittany Spears legs will slam shut, FOREVER!! (My crystal ball is murky, but Kevin Federline may commit suicide over this.)
2)A comet passing near Earth causes uncontrollable outbreaks of honesty. George W. Bush publicly admits he likes to shave his legs, Barak Obama admits he is really Oprah's son, and Nancy Pelosi admits she is really a evil alien sent here to screw up the planet.
3)During a filming of a commercial for a soft drink, a huge pop stars hair will burst into flames....... Stupid crystal ball, wires are getting crossed with past events.
4)Following a severe earthquake a giant continual flow of lava erupts cutting off SanFrancisco from the rest of the nation. Experts say it will last for 200 years. The rest of the United States erupts in spontaneous celebration.
5)Al Gore in a attempt to rid the United States of half of its yearly CO2 production has his mouth and sphincter glued shut with Gorilla glue. His body horribly inflated to 20 times its normal size and he floats across the state of Tennessee. In a terrible national tragedy he is shot down by National Air Guard fighters when his misshapen body floats over the restricted air space of the Oak Ridge nuclear faculty. The nation mourns(not).
6) In a fit of sanity the US Congress passes a antiquity law resembling that of Great Britain's allowing the finder or finders of treasure to either keep it or receive cash value for it. A national day of celebration is declared by Metal Detectorist and TN members across the nation.
OK, ya got me. I made that last one up.
PEACE OUT!!!
if you dare!! In 2012:
1) Following her conversion to the Mormon faith Brittany Spears legs will slam shut, FOREVER!! (My crystal ball is murky, but Kevin Federline may commit suicide over this.)
2)A comet passing near Earth causes uncontrollable outbreaks of honesty. George W. Bush publicly admits he likes to shave his legs, Barak Obama admits he is really Oprah's son, and Nancy Pelosi admits she is really a evil alien sent here to screw up the planet.
3)During a filming of a commercial for a soft drink, a huge pop stars hair will burst into flames....... Stupid crystal ball, wires are getting crossed with past events.
4)Following a severe earthquake a giant continual flow of lava erupts cutting off SanFrancisco from the rest of the nation. Experts say it will last for 200 years. The rest of the United States erupts in spontaneous celebration.
5)Al Gore in a attempt to rid the United States of half of its yearly CO2 production has his mouth and sphincter glued shut with Gorilla glue. His body horribly inflated to 20 times its normal size and he floats across the state of Tennessee. In a terrible national tragedy he is shot down by National Air Guard fighters when his misshapen body floats over the restricted air space of the Oak Ridge nuclear faculty. The nation mourns(not).
6) In a fit of sanity the US Congress passes a antiquity law resembling that of Great Britain's allowing the finder or finders of treasure to either keep it or receive cash value for it. A national day of celebration is declared by Metal Detectorist and TN members across the nation.
OK, ya got me. I made that last one up.
PEACE OUT!!!
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