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  1. #1
    us
    Nov 2007
    Port Huron, Mi.
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    Medical Chart Bloopers

    Greetings,
    according to the email I received these are actual writings from hospital charts.

    1> The patient refused autopsy.

    2> The patient has no previous history of suicides.

    3> She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot
    in bed last night.

    4> Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

    5> Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

    6> On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

    7> The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

    8> The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

    9> Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

    10>Healthy appearing discrepet 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

    11>Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

    12>She is numb from her toes down.

    13>While in ER, she was X-rated and sent home.

    14<The skin was moist and dry.

    15>Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

    16>Patient was alert and unresponsive.

    17>Rectal examination revealed a normal sized thyroid.

    18>She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life,
    until she got a divorce.

    19>I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

    20>Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

    21>Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

    22>The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

    23>Skin: somewhat pale but present.

    24>The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

    25>Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

  2. #2
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    us
    It's there,you just gotta look for it!

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    Re: Medical Chart Bloopers

    Ray,wonder why I don't go to the Dr?
    Ever wonder where your thoughts come from?

    Everyone has a right to be WRONG,but,

    it's not RIGHT to be wrong.

  3. #3
    us
    Nov 2007
    Port Huron, Mi.
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    Re: Medical Chart Bloopers

    Worldtalker, Yup you don't know how or what you will be treated for with mistakes like these.
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

  4. #4
    us
    Feb 2008
    SE Missouri
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    Re: Medical Chart Bloopers

    thanx for a great belly laugh! am sharing this w/ friends & family!
    dancing in the fire!

  5. #5
    us
    Nov 2007
    Port Huron, Mi.
    Freedom Ace Coin Commander and Ace 250
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    Re: Medical Chart Bloopers

    That's good mamabear. Glad you like it well enough to pass it on.

    Ray
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

  6. #6
    us
    Feb 2008
    SE Missouri
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    TH'ing, fishing, reading, cooking

    Re: Medical Chart Bloopers

    oh ya, I have 2 abnormalities myself but they've gotten bigger!
    dancing in the fire!

  7. #7
    us
    Nov 2007
    Port Huron, Mi.
    Freedom Ace Coin Commander and Ace 250
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    36 times

    Re: Medical Chart Bloopers

    Hmmm, mamabear, I know just what you mean. That is can bring you a few problems to solve. LOL.

    That's true, tee, sometimes a written mistake on those charts can cause very serious consequences,
    along with a very unhappy chain of events. I have seen that happen, too.

    Ray
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

 

 

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