Post By FarmerChick
Post By Treasure_Hunter
Post By austin
Oct 05, 2012, 04:38 PM
My Magic Green Hat
My Magic Green Hat
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the hat:
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine,
most still running.
If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But...don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!
Oct 05, 2012, 05:03 PM
*************** WHAT YOU DO WITH THE FINDS YOU DIG UP IS YOUR BUSINESS AND NO ONE ELSES, IGNORE ANYONE ON A SOAPBOX TRYING TO PREACH OTHERWISE! **************
Originally Posted by FarmerChick
HERE IS THE THING ABOUT RIGHTS, THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE VOTED ON, THAT IS WHY THEY CALL THEM RIGHTS!
"If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you; and posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." --Samuel Adams
MY LIBERTY AND FREEDOMS ARE NOT YOURS TO GIVE OR TAKE!.......THEY DIDN'T MAKE US FREE, WE WERE BORN FREE, AS LONG AS WE HAVE THE 2ND AMENDMENT WE WILL REMAIN FREE!
CLICK LINK BELOW TO READ OUR RULES..
Oct 05, 2012, 05:12 PM
Had a student here in Texas start wearing one to class at our high school. One day he asks me why a lot of his "buds" quit hanging with him and their parents quit inviting him over. Seems his daddy was really La Migra and nobody knew it That's where he got the hat. I was laughing too hard to answer so one of the girls took him aside and explained it to him.
Oct 05, 2012, 05:33 PM
"But...don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!"
That is cold! But........................Soooooo funny!!!!
Oct 05, 2012, 09:58 PM
I'm glad that you have developed a sense of humor .
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