Post By FarmerChick
Post By Treasure_Hunter
Post By austin
Oct 05, 2012, 04:38 PM
My Magic Green Hat
My Magic Green Hat
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the hat:
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine,
most still running.
If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But...don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!
Oct 05, 2012, 05:03 PM
Originally Posted by FarmerChick
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The Patriot Act is anything but patriotic, denying citizens our freedoms and privacy in the lie of government security is allowing evil to win.. I will take my chances with the terrorists over tyranny...
Si vis pacem, para bellum "If you want peace, prepare for war!
Oct 05, 2012, 05:12 PM
Had a student here in Texas start wearing one to class at our high school. One day he asks me why a lot of his "buds" quit hanging with him and their parents quit inviting him over. Seems his daddy was really La Migra and nobody knew it That's where he got the hat. I was laughing too hard to answer so one of the girls took him aside and explained it to him.
Oct 05, 2012, 05:33 PM
"But...don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!"
That is cold! But........................Soooooo funny!!!!
Oct 05, 2012, 09:58 PM
I'm glad that you have developed a sense of humor .
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