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302guy

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:BangHead: Well you obviously haven't grasped what this thread is about have you? See blue, this is why your life is in such paranoid turmoil. You see/read something you disagree with and automatically file it under "sheeple" or "cover ups"! Lordy.

Heads up!....As head of "Black ops" operations for this little band of brothers we have here it's my job to "Deny everything"! In the Presidents "Little blue book of sneaky stuff" it comes under the heading.."Having a bit of fun"!

You are afeared of the Government....you do not belong on this thread!

Also, it's a play on words i took from one of the 9/11 was planned vids on youtube which shows a film clip where the lead actor (Redford i think) asks his shady agency boss - "Are you going to blow up the twin towers?" and his boss says - "It's just a wargame scenario!"

"Sometimes subtlety fails and a sledgehammer to the head is required!" - Thomas Jefferson

So are you openly willingly admitting on record that your job is to deny everything?
 

Dano Sverige

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So are you openly willingly admitting on record that your job is to deny everything?

I never said that. I'm not the only person with access to this computer!

(He's fishing Rebel.Twisting and omitting statements and parts thereof in a desperate attempt to use it for nefarious future activity! Or sell it to the conspiracy brigade. :laughing9: )
 

302guy

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I never said that. I'm not the only person with access to this computer!

(He's fishing Rebel.Twisting and omitting statements and parts thereof in a desperate attempt to use it for nefarious future activity! Or sell it to the conspiracy brigade. :laughing9: )

Are you sure you aren't an American Congressman? And I don't need to sell nothing. A good conspiracy is the perfect mix of truth, lies and conjecture. Used in the right amounts the person who buys in only looks as foolish as the person who completely discounts it. A good one sells itself.
So are you denying that is your job then?
You guys really need a Propaganda Wing and some misinformation specialists....that would really set you up.:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:

BTW, you forgot about the greatest weapon the Swedish Army ever invented..more enemy combatants have been injured by trying to use one then landmines.

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Dano Sverige

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Like so many of your countrymen you're getting Sweden mixed up with Switzerland again. It's a "Swiss army knife"! :)
 

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No new memberships, looks like we may have culled the top of the cream. Here is an updated list. I am also appointed GIB as Ambasssador to the Zombies. He has done such a great job as Secretary of War it seems appropriate. Congratulations GIB!

Updated list:

Crispin (President)
Rebel -KGC (Co-mystic)
Bill from Lachine (Vice President, Zen Master of Music)
JerseyBen (Secretary of State)
1/2 of RelevantChair (NRA member, Ambassador to the NRA)
Barb alias Squiggy (Minister of Equality)
0121StockPicker (Minister of Skepticism)
BBcamay (Admiral of Models, Minister of Sass)
Davest (Secretary of the Interior)
G.I.B. (Secretary of War, Ambassador to Zombies)
Lakedweller
Pat-tekker-cat (Co-mystic)
BackBacon (Chief Chef and culinary advisor)
KevinInColorado (Provisioner of Libations)
Dejapooh (Minister of Commerce)
UncleMatt
Hvacker (Chief of Civil Service)
LinkHylian
Au24K (Ambassador to the Wolf Pack, Asst. Minister of Music)
Dano Sverige (Black-Ops Coordinator)
Ammonhotep (Captain of the Homeguard)
ReconDigger (Antiquities Recovery Specialist)
Woodstock
# 24: Jeff-Gordon's anonymous friend (Ambassador to NASCAR)
LordDean13 (Ambassador to Robot Citizens)
IvanSalis (Head of ex-military C&R Firearms Dept.)
Big Bird (the yellow one)

Who is next? We are quite the friendly crowd.

Crispin
 

Peyton Manning

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Crispin, since the girl gets two jobs, can I also be ambassador to the NFL? I always wanted to meet Peyton Manning (or some cheerleaders)
 

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Crispin, since the girl gets two jobs, can I also be ambassador to the NFL? I always wanted to meet Peyton Manning (or some cheerleaders)

Congratulations to Jeff being appointed Ambassador to the NFL!!! Good work.
 

Peyton Manning

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oooh I see how it is around here. bbcamay ( which stands for billy bob camay - heir to the soap fortune) posts and you are all over it.
me you ignore ( gotta get a hot avatar pic)
 

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ooops, nevermind the second post
 

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what did she say? someone tell me if it's not derogatory
 

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Ohhhh ya think? Sweden ain't no Vietnam ya know.

Oh- I completely agree with you. Vietnam actually fought in a war.

And as far as your fallacies reference warships, need I remind you that Sweden couldn't even get the Vasa out of the harbor?

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If you would like to discuss something a little more pertinent, how about candle safety? You guys have a rather large issue with that-

I can give you some pointers if you like. Or perhaps you could just go to battery operated candles?

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Peyton Manning

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jeff,

Patience is a virtue grasshopper.....bbcamay has it figured out.....wait until the hook is set before reeling them in.....lol.

bbcamay has figured it out cause 'she's' as 65 year old man
 

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rule of life # 67- patience only means getting less done
 

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No new memberships, looks like we may have culled the top of the cream. Here is an updated list. I am also appointed GIB as Ambasssador to the Zombies. He has done such a great job as Secretary of War it seems appropriate. Congratulations GIB!
Crispin

he he he... I've added Zombies to my War Department... ohhh yeah!

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Get your 2nd amendment firearms ready boy's and girls-

"I ain't feared no gubberment zombies"

PS: I own page 43 The zombie reign begins!!!
 

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302guy

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Like so many of your countrymen you're getting Sweden mixed up with Switzerland again. It's a "Swiss army knife"! :)

Never had a reason to go there. But I remember now. One has cheese and knives, the other has a bikini team. Kein geld kein schweizer...
 

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one had tiger woods wife, not bad I must say
 

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Can somebody please tell my Daddy to go to bed? I am exhausted!!

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