I hope my taxes dint help pay for this....

Lafitte Deux

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I hope my taxes din't help pay for this....

QUEENS, NY—The Robert Mapplethorpe Children’s Museum officially opened its doors to the public Tuesday, drawing over 1,000 visitors with its interactive exhibits and youth-oriented activities aimed at making the photographer’s signature nude, explicit art more fun and accessible for younger generations.
Located in a converted warehouse where the late artist reportedly shot several photographs of his infamous sadomasochistic X Portfolio in 1978, the brightly colored, 200,000-square-foot facility contains more than 60 hands-on installations. Each of the museum’s exhibits—which include dozens of pieces of textured, touchable erotic artwork, male and female genitalia silk-screening stations, and a working BDSM dungeon—are designed for children ages 3 and up.
“Robert always wanted his work to affect the broadest possible audience, and by introducing children to the wonders of the human form and hardcore homoeroticism at a young age, we hope to instill a lifelong appreciation for his art,” said head curator Eileen Greco, dressed in the standard leather bondage harness worn by all Mapplethorpe Children’s Museum guides. “This museum is a celebration of everything Robert loved—from muscular male thighs to nylon cords wrapped tightly around one’s own scrotum—and our interactive exhibits make it fun for even the youngest child to explore and enjoy these themes.”
“Our live stage recreations of classic Mapplethorpe pieces are sure to appeal to teens and adults, while younger kids just love our two-story vulva slide,” Greco continued. “There’s really something here for children of all ages.”
 

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Yup, smuts OK, but guns aren't. Smut don't kill? Heard of aids and other STD's? But the liberals love smut, so there will be more of it, but the so called assault rifles are evil.
 

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Sounds like another politician's pork to get votes Lafitte Deux!
 

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I hope this is an April fools joke. If it is, you sure got me. I instantly flashed hot on that one, I guess because it's so believable. Liberals wanting 3 year old's exposed to smut I can believe, the way things are going in this country.
 

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I hope this is an April fools joke. If it is, you sure got me. I instantly flashed hot on that one, I guess because it's so believable. Liberals wanting 3 year old's exposed to smut I can believe, the way things are going in this country.

It's a fine line my friend if you believe in the first amendment. People have struggled with this question for generations. Censorship is a slippery slope to dictatorship.

And my humble opinion is that it is an April fools day joke.
 

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It's a fine line my friend if you believe in the first amendment. People have struggled with this question for generations. Censorship is a slippery slope to dictatorship.

And my humble opinion is that it is an April fools day joke.

HOPE SO!
 

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It's a fine line my friend if you believe in the first amendment. People have struggled with this question for generations. Censorship is a slippery slope to dictatorship.

And my humble opinion is that it is an April fools day joke.

Don't you think censorship is one sided? Someone can desecrate one of our religious symbols but dare not to make a statue of Ala made out of condoms.
 

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Don't you think censorship is one sided? Someone can desecrate one of our religious symbols but dare not to make a statue of Ala made out of condoms.

Totally agree. The political correctness bug is certainly still with us in full force!! Often I think political correctness is just a cherry coated censorship. Censorship can come from both sides of the isle (though mostly on different issues).

I find the religious aspect fascinating / scary as you would be put to death in many countries around the world for mentioning what you did as it would fall under blasphemy laws. Look at the Dutch cartoonist that had all the death threats etc etc.

I always have to catch myself because I am always saying that something is garbage. but then i have to realize that no matter how disgusting something is to me that people have the right. The good news is that the same right empowers us to stand up against what we disagree with and make our voices heard. Best.
 

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The onion is known for jokes also. I remember one of their stories that was about Detroit selling itself to a scrap metal salvage company. Was pretty damn funny. If this is real then its time to get the protesting boots on !! Ill see what i can find. As much as I'm for our great freedoms I really find his stuff disgusting and useless.
 

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I am speechless.
 

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Don't you think censorship is one sided? Someone can desecrate one of our religious symbols but dare not to make a statue of Ala made out of condoms.

How about expired condoms? Should they be recycled regularly?
popeshit.jpg
 

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Whoa horseys, not about censorship, not about being pc, my eyes and brain tell me I am looking at
child pornography and sexual exploitation of children! :protest:

Adult to adult is one thing, but involving children, I thought we had laws in this country? :icon_scratch: (and the link, I mean, thanks for sharing but, that's a shocker, anyone with pics like that in S. Fl. here, would have the feds knocking their doors down). Hey, I'm as liberal, free wheeling, fun loving as the........ the point is, this is children here! Is there something wrong with me?

And how is Walmart gonna handle the family day pics of little boys and girls licking things and rubbing up against,
uhhh, er, "museum pieces"....... ?
I would think anyone caught with pics of kids participating in ADULT sexual role play, well, uhhh, again, don't the police have teams and stings for people that do them things?
I'm sure, in a few years, we'll come to find the creator of this place had some kiddy fantasy fetish or something.......

Again, is it me or am I reading this stuff correctly? Have I had a stroke or something and landed in Bizzarro World? :icon_scratch:
This is starting to remind me of the, "how did I get here" section on you-tube!
 

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I worked in art for several years, both painting and photography and I got to tell you, this guy is the dark side of the art world. I have nothing against gays until they try pushing it in my face. I would classify this guys work as GROSS TO THE MAX. I would say this guys work is about XXX rated and should never be shown to children. And this is from a guy that has a female nude painting hanging in his bathroom. Frank...

068-LEDA.jpg Actually this is Leda and I can't show you the rest of the painting by da Vinci.
 

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It's not about gay, straight, bi or tri,
It's about involving children.

Frankn, I appreciate your knowledge and expertise in the art area, as I am sure others here do as well, thank you. Nice to know we have you here and you know your stuffs!
Stocky, I understand about the censorship thing too. Where, when, who says how much is 'cross the line", and who is to be judge, jury, and executioner? If you're an adult and want it (adult stuff) in your face, that's your business, (not meaning "you" per se, just saying "you" anyone).
Just DON'T INVOLVE CHILDREN, and you'll have no problems with me.

I don't think I need to come back to this thread, other than to forward it to my attorney generals' office, and see what they may think.
I hope that makes it clear as to where I stand on these matters.
(I don't mean this thread forwarded, we've done nothing wrong, I mean the info, as to the "museum" info, to the attorney general. WTH were these people thinking?)
There must be something wrong with me, cause this kinda stuffs actually does pi ss me off!
 

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This is the first time I've been back to this since April 1st, and I read the article in the Onion. In part it says, "Eileen Greco, the fictional head curator of the fictional museum, told the Onion. “This museum is a celebration of everything Robert loved----" So the article says Eileen is fictional and the museum is also fictional. I will freely admit that they got me good on that one, I really flashed hot. I've been upset about a lot of things lately, but this put me over the top. I'm pretty well satisfied it's a hoax, and I think the photo posted on the Onion site ought to get them in big trouble. That sure looks like child porn to me.
 

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