How about old commercial lines, quotes, jingles etc.

[Cheryl]

"A little dab will do ya, the girls will all persue ya"
"Roll on big O"
"I don't care about making money, I just love to sell carpets"
"Cal Worthington and his dog Spot" (usually not a dog)
"You got peanut butter in my chocolate" "You got chocolate in my peanut butter" Two great tastes that taste great together.
"Builds strong bodies 12 ways" (I think that's how it goes anyway)

Just a few.

Cheryl

[Gypsy Heart]

I love those Bush Bean commercials with Duke the Dog
http://www.bushbeans.com/jaynduke/bees.php

and the Dell Dude commercials

[stoney56]

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, everyone knows it’s Slinky!
It’s Slinky, it’s slinky, for fun it’s the best of a toy
It’s Slinky, its Slinky, it’s fun for a girl and boy
Everyone wants a Slinky; you ought to get a Slinky…..

[buscadero]

Oldies, but Goodies! "Time to make the Donuts!", I can't believe I ate the whole thing- Alka Seltzer, I'd walk a mile for a Camel, From the land
of sky blue water- Hamms Beer, I want my Maypo- Cereal, It's not nice to fool mother Nature- Promise Margarine.

Joe

[EDDE]

you try
no you try it
im not gonna twie it
hey i know
lets ask mikey
he wont eat it he hates everything
HE LIKES IT
HEY MIKEY

[lucky1777]

Ancient Chinese secret huh....

Silly rabbit Trix are for kids.


Boy: Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of the Tootsie Pop?
Mr. Turtle: I don't know, I ain't never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.
Boy: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of the Tootsie Pop?
Mr. Owl: Let's find out.
Mr. Owl: One ... *lick* Two ... *lick* Three ... *lick* *bite*
Mr. Owl: (declaratively) Three.
How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know.

[packerbacker]

Hey giant, do it again!!

[Jeffro]

L.S.M.F.T.

[surfrat96]

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz, oh what a relief it is! (alka-seltzer)

Does your shoe have a dog inside, what a funny place for a dog to hide. (Buster Brown Shoes)

Where's the Beef!! (I think Wendy's)

HH 8) surfrat

[aa battery]

And i helped (shake n bake)

[Leon]

A few of my favorites...
Please watch your sound level:

Globe Trotters Song

Wiener Jingle (Oscar Mayer)

Bologna Song (Oscar Mayer)

I couldn't find the Jolly ( Ho, Ho, Ho, Green Giant!).

[PBK]

If you were born after the 1950's, don't bother reading these...



"Quick, Henry! The Flit!"

"S. S. S. Yes, yes, yes!"

"You'll wonder where the yellow went..."

"To look sharp, and feel sharp, too..."

"What'll you have? Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

"Call for Philip Morris!"

"You like it! It likes you!"

"Ask the man who owns one."

"Do you drag through day after weary day?"

"When it rains, it pours!"

"Hasn't scratched yet."

"Outstanding— and they are mild."

"You can trust your car to the man who wears the star."

"Good to the last drop."

And here are a couple just for Arkies and Okies:

"Thank you! Here's your change!"

"Cain's dated coffee... fresh today!"

[texas hunter]

OK---lets go back a ways further---the Burma Shave signs along the road sides :
IF Daiseys are

Your favorite flowers

Keep pushing up

Those miles per hour !

[PBK]

Good post, Texas Hunter!

Here are my two favorite Burma Shave verses:

A man, a miss,
A car, a curve...
He kissed the miss,
And missed the curve!
Burma Shave

He lit a match
To check gas tank.
That's why they call him
Skinless Frank!
Burma Shave

[silverswede]

HENRY, HENRY ALDRICH!.......COMING MOTHER. [Start of a radio program]

[Bigcypresshunter]

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion, on a sesame seed bun"

But I never worked there.

[stoney56]

What do you want,
When you gotta eat somethin',
And it's gotta be sweet,
And it's gotta be a lot,
And you gotta have it now?
What do you want?

Lip-smacking'
Whip-crackin'
Paddywhackin'
Knickaknackin'
Silabawhackin'
Scalawhackin'
Crackerjackin'
Cracker Jack!

What do you get,
When you open the top,
And look inside,
And smack your lips,
And turn it over,
And spill it out?
What do you get?

Lip-smacking'
Whipcrackin'
Paddywhackin'
Olagazackin'
Infolackin'
Alliganackin'
Crackerjackin'
Cracker Jack!

Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize...
That's what you get in Cracker Jack!

[packerbacker]

Does anyone know of a site I could go to to possibly learn something

[sonny0065]

so round, so firm, so fully packed. cig commercial

[packerbacker]

Dang sonny, you were turning me on. Glad you clarified that.