One UVA Zombie with a distended belly & white hair/beard is practicing his "Santa Routine", even tho it is NOT yet THANKSGIVING. MUST be EAP's "fave" Prof... "back in the day". Nevermore (the pet Raven), berates EAP for NOT finishing the diaries... needs a little help from his friends, The BEALtEs. Heh... JL is ready with his "DRY" BRIT off-beat HUMOR, & EXTRA letters, as BRITS do. EXAMPLE...? HUMOUR = HUMOR... HA! Just RUMOURS; er... RUMORS. Was DOI in AMERICAN or BRIT language...?
X-MAS is coming... EAP & NEVER MORE are excited; on "The Corner" at UVA, a STRANGE GREEN FOG is approaching... Within the GREEN FOG, are the sounds of BELLS!
A woman's voice is heard... The Bell Witch of Tennessee? NO! It's Celeste Beale! SCREAMING... "EA, WHERE is my DIARY?" Twilight Zone theme song AGAIN interrupts Rod, who is growing frustrated. AE is blushing... "A bit "x-rated, my dear... sure you want it...?"