Another Comedian Lost---George Carlin

[stoney56]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080623/ap_on_re_us/obit_george_carlin

Seriously doubt Marc would let me post those 7 words you can't say on TV or TNet. LOL

 

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[Marc]

Bummer!

 

[pegleglooker]

As someone who grew up on George from the late 60's and early 70's. He will TRULY be missed. No one will EVER be able to replace him.. Godspeed George.. We love ya and miss ya...Here's some classic George.. Note the haircut

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PLL

 

[stoney56]

Marc, modified the post before I saw your post.

 

[RON (PA)]

You made us laugh until our stomachs hurt and we were crying. Rest in Peace, George. Rest in Peace.

 

[siz3petite]

What a loss!

Bummer. I always liked George Carlin. His funny view of the world were hysterical. He never stopped performing.

 

[Old Dog]

A truly rare type of American.
We are poorer for the loss
But richer for his presence.

Thom

 

[EDDE]

When will Jesus bring the pork chops?

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

George Carlin was a very funny man. He will be missed by many.

George Carlin was a very funny, enlightened man. His routines made light of many controversial subjects. He was my favorite comedian. His loss will be felt by many.

Ray S

 

[pegleglooker]

Found this om ESPN today as a tribute to George
enjoy
PLL
Comedy great George Carlin died Sunday of heart failure at the age of 71. This is a reprint of his classic bit "The Difference Between Baseball and Football." Excerpted from Brain Droppings by George Carlin, Copyright 1997, Comedy Concepts Inc. Published by Hyperion. All rights reserved.



Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allowed to touch the ball. In fact, in baseball if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he's out; sometimes unintentionally, he's out.
Also: in football, basketball, soccer, volleyball, and all sports played with a ball, you score with the ball and in baseball the ball prevents you from scoring.

In most sports the team is run by a coach; in baseball the team is run by a manager. And only in baseball does the manager or coach wear the same clothing the players do. If you'd ever seen John Madden in his Oakland Raiders uniform, you'd know the reason for this custom.
George Carlin knew. Baseball is a walk in the park. Football is war.
Now, I've mentioned football. Baseball & football are the two most popular spectator sports in this country. And as such, it seems they ought to be able to tell us something about ourselves and our values.

I enjoy comparing baseball and football:

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.

Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

Baseball is played on a diamond, in a park. The baseball park!

Football is played on a gridiron, in a stadium, sometimes called Soldier Field or War Memorial Stadium.

Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life.

Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.


In football you wear a helmet.

In baseball you wear a cap.

Football is concerned with downs — what down is it?

Baseball is concerned with ups — who's up?

In football you receive a penalty.

In baseball you make an error.

In football the specialist comes in to kick.

In baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.

Football has hitting, clipping, spearing, piling on, personal fouls, late hitting and unnecessary roughness.

Baseball has the sacrifice.

Football is played in any kind of weather: rain, snow, sleet, hail, fog...

In baseball, if it rains, we don't go out to play.

Baseball has the seventh inning stretch.

Football has the two minute warning.

Baseball has no time limit: we don't know when it's gonna end — might have extra innings.

Football is rigidly timed, and it will end even if we've got to go to sudden death.

In baseball, during the game, in the stands, there's kind of a picnic feeling; emotions may run high or low, but there's not too much unpleasantness.

In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven times you're capable of taking the life of a fellow human being.

And finally, the objectives of the two games are completely different:

In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! — I hope I'll be safe at home!

 

[Zephyr]

In honor of George Carlin, here are the FCC's Seven Banned Words:

1. &!@*#%?
2. !@?&+$*
3. %!?$(+&#
4. ?&#!*@
5. &?!)#*%
6. *$#(@
7. #?!@%*&

 

[Montana Jim]

In honor of George Carlin, here are the FCC's Seven Banned Words:

1. &!@*#%?
2. !@?&+$*
3. %!?$(+&#
4. ?&#!*@
5. &?!)#*%
6. *$#(@
7. #?!@%*&

Well done Zephyr.

 

[stoney56]

In honor of George Carlin, here are the FCC's Seven Banned Words:

1. &!@*#%?
2. !@?&+$*
3. %!?$(+&#
4. ?&#!*@
5. &?!)#*%
6. *$#(@
7. #?!@%*&

8) But see, Marc didn't let you say 'em either. LOL

 

[pegleglooker]

GREAT job Zephyr... I was trying to figure a way to do just that....

PLL