my metal detector is like a wife

[aa battery]

Its true if you don't take the time to listen to your machine you will get nothing out of her. My Garrett might not be the best and sometimes she runs low on batteries but i still love her. The learning curve of your machine is like a marriage it takes time or its not going to work. Some of you guys are guilty of not spending quality time with your metal detector and give up. Your answer is kick the old one to the side and get a new and better one. Now for those of you that have multiple metal detectors you need help. How can you be true to one when you run around with others? Now the LADIES here are different from what i can tell they tend to stick with one metal detector and always enjoy quality time even if nothing is found. I know some of you are SINGLE so multiple metal detectors are OK just be carefull. Remember pay attention to your metal detector and or wife because if not you wont get any ( coins ). This has been a public service announcement....Dr. AA

[stefen]

The differences are:

1. Works in all weather conditions
2. Never complains
3. Low maintenance
4. Takes a beating
5. Can be held under water for hours
6. Pays for itself
7. Always gives you money and jewlery
8. Never has a headache
9.



Going to lunch and will finish list when I get back

[aa battery]

The differences are:

1. Works in all weather conditions
2. Never complains
3. Low maintenance
4. Takes a beating
5. Can be held under water for hours
6. Pays for itself
7. Always gives you money and jewlery
8. Never has a headache
9.



Going to lunch and will finish list when I get back

welll that just shot my post all to....

[stefen]

I'm sorry that I burst your bubble....really am

[aa battery]

I'm sorry that I burst your bubble....really am

its ok the ladies will like me more better

[Dirt Fishin Dale]

Glad you left out any thing about swinging.

[aa battery]

Glad you left out any thing about swinging.

oh no Jeff would have my hide