I asalted my wife

[aa battery]

We went out and again found more than me. She would not stop bragging so i got mad. I walked to her with my hand behind me and told her to stop. It didnt work so i asalted her. I poured table salt all over her head. She laughed and then told me to sweep it up.

 

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[smokeythecat]

Don't do that! It could get in her eyes and as everyone knows salt poured over a detectorists attracts coins and relics like doodie attracts bugs!

 

[SD51]

I think I told you before that she is called aaa battery, now we know why!

 

[aa battery]

I think I told you before that she is called aaa battery, now we know why!

your right

 

[aa battery]

Don't do that! It could get in her eyes and as everyone knows salt poured over a detectorists attracts coins and relics like doodie attracts bugs!

I forgot to tell you that she is 5 foot and IS the BOSS.

 

[WaterScoop]

 

[aa battery]

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she tells me to go

 

[WaterScoop]

she tells me to go

Yeah but for how long?...LOL

 

[dirtlooter]

don't feel alone, my wife likes to relive those big finds over and over. I just smile, fortunately, she doesn't have those awesome moments really often. however, she did kick my butt pretty bad yesterday but I kind of like it. I sure like to see those eyes light up and hear the squeal as she excitedly shows me what she has just found.

 

[aa battery]

Yeah but for how long?...LOL

i have a phone.

 

[aa battery]

don't feel alone, my wife likes to relive those big finds over and over. I just smile, fortunately, she doesn't have those awesome moments really often. however, she did kick my butt pretty bad yesterday but I kind of like it. I sure like to see those eyes light up and hear the squeal as she excitedly shows me what she has just found.

thats the best part

 

[Limitool]

I absolutely love it when mine (wife) says "Don't you have something to do out in the wood shop"? HELL YES! So I grab my beer and head back to the shop. Damn, I love making her mad!

 

[dirtlooter]

Forgot, my wife loved your thread, laughed her butt off

 

[ConceptualizedNetherlandr]

I think I saw you 2. I saw 2 peanuts walking down the street. One of them was a salted.

 

[aa battery]

I absolutely love it when mine (wife) says "Don't you have something to do out in the wood shop"? HELL YES! So I grab my beer and head back to the shop. Damn, I love making her mad!

be carefull

 

[aa battery]

Forgot, my wife loved your thread, laughed her butt off

thanks our women are cool

 

[aa battery]

I think I saw you 2. I saw 2 peanuts walking down the street. One of them was a salted.

yes she is salted but i am toasted .

 

[Tom_Restorer]

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LET you go Metal detecting?? Are you a male ? ....

Try this one on the next shirt!:

 

[aa battery]

LET you go Metal detecting?? Are you a male ? ....

Try this one on the next shirt!:

no way

 

[Tom_Restorer]

no way

Found the pic accidently some days ago and was roling on the floor