we have a large rat in the house

[dirtlooter]

Been fighting this sinus thing, have flushed them three times and get instant relief but short termed. Anyways, I have coughed a lot and the throat is fairly sore. So, I decide to go get some of my Sour Cream and Onions chips for the salty part of it. I had bought two bags of chips for "me" and the wife got some for herself. Well. it appears that both of my bags are empty. We also had some hot salsa, this stuff really numbs the throat. it is gone too.

But that is okay, I just hid her bag of Cracker Jacks up high where she won't find it. I also got a box of Captain Crunch cereal. I just use it for topping ice cream every once in a while, the box is empty too. I can take a bite out of a candy bar and put it in the fridge, might take me a week to eat it.....if she doesn't find it first LOL. She is a BRAT but she is my brat.

 

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[smokeythecat]

Leave very large delicious cookies out for bait. When she gets full, she won't bother your stuff.

 

[BC1969]

Been fighting this sinus thing, have flushed them three times and get instant relief but short termed. Anyways, I have coughed a lot and the throat is fairly sore. So, I decide to go get some of my Sour Cream and Onions chips for the salty part of it. I had bought two bags of chips for "me" and the wife got some for herself. Well. it appears that both of my bags are empty. We also had some hot salsa, this stuff really numbs the throat. it is gone too.

But that is okay, I just hid her bag of Cracker Jacks up high where she won't find it. I also got a box of Captain Crunch cereal. I just use it for topping ice cream every once in a while, the box is empty too. I can take a bite out of a candy bar and put it in the fridge, might take me a week to eat it.....if she doesn't find it first LOL. She is a BRAT but she is my brat.

I just read this to my wife... She says that you just described me.. LOL.

 

[releventchair]

Mysterious things happen around here too.
In the wee hours it seems ; choice munchies seem to evaporate...
Sometimes a bag or container will simply disappear. Only to return another day though reduced in contents.

 

[BLK HOLE]

I had to hide my Girl Scout Thin Mints under the fish sticks in the freezer...she still found them

 

[dirtlooter]

the wife is a night time muncher, things disappear at night

 

[releventchair]

the wife is a night time muncher, things disappear at night

During a former marriage I found a candybar wrapper floating in the toilet one morning. No , It was not mine , or the dogs , or a ghost's.....

 

[dirtlooter]

my rat has the sweet and salty thing going all the time. For a while it was a pepsi, chocolate HoHO and chips. The very word chocolate means short shelf life in our house. She's a little rat too, 4'10. if I ate what she ate, I would be one of those on that 600 lb plus show.

 

[A2coins]

Twinkies hid in my sock drawer dang kids

 

[Trezurehunter]

My wife and I play a game every Halloween. She tries to hide the candy in the house, and I find it ! I do leave some for the little ones though. She has to find some new hiding places. This game is to easy.

 

[Red James Cash]

Get some reeses peanut butter cups,cut a small plug out of the bottom,scoop out some of the filling and put some habenero pepper sauce to fill it back up,replace the plug.