Gold in Feces? Check out this article..

mike(swWash)

Hero Member
Feb 6, 2008
755
1,433
Grays Harbor in Washington state
Detector(s) used
Whites Spectrum XLT with about 1/4" of dust on it and can't even remember how t turn it on?!?!?
Primary Interest:
Prospecting
I always knew saving all mine in jars since the 70's would be worth something someday :laughing9: now I have to figure out......sluice, pan or dredge......hmmmm I wonder if Doc has a mat for that stuff :dontknow:
 

Cassews

Full Member
Dec 29, 2013
189
172
Colorado
Detector(s) used
Garrett/White
Primary Interest:
Other
:notworthy: You all are so funny !!! LOL Let me know how it works out for ya after drying it and then using a dry washer ! LOL
 

Hefty1

Bronze Member
Dec 5, 2010
1,702
1,477
US researchers are investigating ways to extract the gold and precious metals from human faeces.

More waste of taxpayers money for a sh..ty research down the toilet.
 

Tonto

Full Member
Oct 14, 2008
110
73
Colorado
Detector(s) used
Minelab: XT70, XT17000, Sov XS w/S-1 probe
Tesoro: Lobo ST, Toltec II
Whites 4900, Eagle II SL 90, Spectrum XLT
Falcon MD 20, Whites GMT, TDI Pro, Vibraprobe
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
Well, I guess one of my favorite cliche's "Ain't worth a s--t" has become obsolete. Dang...:dontknow:
 

goldog

Hero Member
Sep 25, 2012
923
987
Tujunga, CA
Detector(s) used
Bazooka Gold Trap, A-51, Gold Pan
Primary Interest:
Prospecting
Seriously tho, where is all this gold coming from? I used to knock back a few shots of Goldschlager but I've tried panning that. You don't get #$/€.
Here's a report from my claim:

Gold!, Gold from the Spot #2!!!

Ironic 😣😖😭😬😎
 

TrinityBigfoot

Full Member
Aug 20, 2012
120
69
Detector(s) used
Whites V3i, Gold Bug II, Whites TRX Pointpointer
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
This has to be a joke. I think someone is mining Government Grants. I can't see this being economical. However someone should 'Pitch' this idea to The Discovery Channel..... Jungle Gold Season #2...
 

Last edited:

kazcoro

Hero Member
Feb 11, 2013
876
357
Glendale
Detector(s) used
Gold Bug Pro, Gold Buddy drywasher, Black Magic, Pro Gold recirc, Custom highbanker/2.5" dredge, Roadrunner Member
Primary Interest:
Prospecting
This has to be a joke. I think someone is mining Government Grants. This is BS. I can't see this being economical. However someone should 'Pitch' this idea to The Discovery Channel..... Jungle Gold Season #2...

Their take would have been double what they got.
 

Bodfish Mike

Hero Member
Dec 12, 2014
503
1,365
Bodfish and Marin county CA
Detector(s) used
Garrett , Whites
keene puffer drywasher , Keene A51 Sluice
Primary Interest:
Other
Coming up next on the History Channel at 9, new episodes of GOLD FLUSH.

Watch as Todd Hoffman and crew put 12,000,000 yards of #$%$ through the new turd wash plant "Big Brown" . And Tony Beets gets upset, and can't take the smell anymore.
 

TrinityBigfoot

Full Member
Aug 20, 2012
120
69
Detector(s) used
Whites V3i, Gold Bug II, Whites TRX Pointpointer
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
Can someone help me with the numbers. I add up 3 grams per 1000 yards.
 

clv

Hero Member
Dec 23, 2012
714
1,101
santee, ca
Detector(s) used
Current Detectors; Minelab Safari, Equinox 600
TRX Pin Pointer, Fisher 1235x
Have owned; Minelab Eureka gold,
Tesoro Compadre, White's MX5, GMT, MXT Pro,
fisher cz7a pro, go fine 20, Garret Ma
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
Sounds like another bull sh#t story. Is it April 1yet?
 

yodi

Full Member
Mar 24, 2015
172
93
NE Washington
Detector(s) used
Whites Coin Master / Garret Ace 250
Primary Interest:
Prospecting
I better get that gold tooth i have been wanting before this gets started.
 

2cmorau

Bronze Member
Nov 8, 2010
1,608
1,294
Camptonville, CA
Detector(s) used
GMT&GM3 Whites MXT Pro, Shadow X5, Fisher 1280, OMG and the TDI
Primary Interest:
Prospecting
miners should be rich with all the crap they been handed
 

scott565

Jr. Member
Apr 20, 2009
55
37
I wanted to let this go, but it's just too much!

So:

Now we'll be high-grading nuggets for 200 mesh?
Maybe there will be a special attachment for the Falcon MD-20 so one could get a pre-emptive ass-ay ?
Is this the real story behind the gold-sniffing dogs?

Ok, I'm done.
 

Asmbandits

Bronze Member
Mar 4, 2014
1,039
2,290
NorCal
Detector(s) used
Fisher GB2, Bazooka Prospector 36", EZ sluice, Blue Bowl..
Primary Interest:
All Treasure Hunting
This gives nugget shooting a whole new meaning!
 

DizzyDigger

Gold Member
Dec 9, 2012
5,838
11,582
Concrete, WA
Detector(s) used
Nokta FoRs Gold, a Gold Cube, 2 Keene Sluices and Lord only knows how many pans....not to mention a load of other gear my wife still doesn't know about!
Primary Interest:
Prospecting
Damn!

Just went through a full colonoscopy...said he removed a bunch of bad things,
but still, I gotta wonder how much gold he found along the way..
bur2.gif~original


New definition:

Septic Tank = Turd Sluice
 

Last edited:

Top Member Reactions

Users who are viewing this thread

Top