I say LRLs are fraudulent, so wheres my Chuckiegram?

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

KK, you've tipped your hand. You know it.

In all fairness, however, a few LRL customers don't know even subconsciously that the damn things are frauds. Ya got me on that one. But the people who play some role in the sales and promotion chain, they know.

LRL's are frauds. I keep saying it and you keep biting. LRL fraud is exciting stuff to you!

The things that gullible customers say about LRL's are the same things that you see being said about dowsing. And even that ain't so pretty. Dowsing is so obsessed with alabi systems that I doubt one dowser in 10 can dowse a damn thing whatsoever nohow nada. It's the same thing that you see with casino gambling: 9 out of 10 gamblers tell you how they hit the jackpot, and yet somehow the house keeps making money. And casino gamblers do win, they really do, often enough to keep them in the game, that's the premise that keeps casinos in business. The casinos don't have to cheat the customers, the customers themselves handle that part of the business.

LRL fans' good luck stories suck compared to casino gambler stories, which should tell you why none of them want to gamble in Carl's or AR's casino. The problem is not that the house cheats, the problem is that in the case of LRL users they really do know whereas in the case of casino gamblers they haven't got it figured out yet. In that peculiar way, LRL users are smarter than casino gamblers. They know what's being done to them by their own brain, and they don't want it on camera.

--Toto

You sound confused. LRLers are just like gamblers, but they're different, yet they're just alike, except for...
Have some coffee and wake up.

 

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[Bill]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

When it comes to LRL experiments, and experience, I've been further under the bed than you have been down the road.

 

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

When it comes to LRL experiments, and experience, I've been further under the bed than you have been down the road.

Do I want to know what that means?

 

[woof!]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

It means that LRL's are fraudulent.

 

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

It means that LRL's are fraudulent.

Maybe there just wasn't any treasure under his bed.

 

[woof!]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

But the LRL said there was. LRL's are fraudulent.

Yep, even yours. What brand is it?

--Toto

 

[Bill]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

Damn it. Toto, you beat me to the punch. I was saving that for later.

 

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

But the LRL said there was. LRL's are fraudulent.

Yep, even yours. What brand is it?

--Toto

It seems you're follower has had multiple experiences with them. I wonder why he kept up such persistence with something that didn't work. Also, I wonder how he knows he has more experience than someone else. He doesn't seem to know that he's disagreeing with you on that.

 

[woof!]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

Kentucky, your LRL is fraudulent. What brand is it?

--Toto

 

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

Kentucky, your LRL is fraudulent. What brand is it?

--Toto

You could be right, as I've never used it. What if you ARE right? What do you get?

 

[woof!]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

You haven't even practiced finding a lost sock under the bed with it?

--Toto

 

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

You haven't even practiced finding a lost sock under the bed with it?

--Toto

No, when it comes to the under the bed stuff, I'm so far behind Bill I don't have the heart to try.

 

[woof!]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

If you aren't gonna use it, ya oughta find a sucker for it on ebay. Heck, maybe you can even find a sucker for it here, Dell is still plowing TNET.

Tell the customer that it's fraudulent. That may stop 9 out of 10 from buying, but the one who does buy knowing up front that it's fraudulent will be a very loyal customer.

--Toto

 

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

If you aren't gonna use it, ya oughta find a sucker for it on ebay. Heck, maybe you can even find a sucker for it here, Dell is still plowing TNET.

Tell the customer that it's fraudulent. That may stop 9 out of 10 from buying, but the one who does buy knowing up front that it's fraudulent will be a very loyal customer.

--Toto

So, it's not enough to tell people how they should treasure hunt, now you want to tell people what they should do with their possessions? I think you're getting worse.

 

[woof!]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

It was just good advice. But you can punish yourself by not getting rid of it. Or better yet, double your punishment and buy another one. No need to use it for treasure hunting, as you've already pointed out.

--Toto

 

[Kentucky Kache]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

It was just good advice. But you can punish yourself by not getting rid of it. Or better yet, double your punishment and buy another one. No need to use it for treasure hunting, as you've already pointed out.

--Toto

I said there's no need to use an LRL for treasure hunting? I don't recall saying that.

 

[woof!]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

Kentucky, your LRL is fraudulent. What brand is it?

--Toto

You could be right, as I've never used it. What if you ARE right? What do you get?

Maybe Real will offer you a cup of coffee?

 

[aarthrj3811]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

Looks like a good business decision by “Chuckie”...If there is not enough money to cover your legal expenses it would not be very smart thing to do over a minor event...Art

 

[woof!]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

G'mornin', Troutfisher. Actually, threats are cheap, just a few minutes of Chuckie's time. The problem with Chuckie's threats was that they made him look real stupid, which even he eventually figured out.

--Toto

 

[aarthrj3811]

Re: I say LRL's are fraudulent, so where's my Chuckiegram?

`woof~

G'mornin', Troutfisher. Actually, threats are cheap, just a few minutes of Chuckie's time. The problem with Chuckie's threats was that they made him look real stupid, which even he eventually figured out.

--Toto
I think that you are over estimating the importance of Skeptics..Art