Joe Dirt
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  • My mom & dad left me at the Grand Canyon when I was just 8 years old, after stays with several foster parents I got in some trouble & ran away. I lived on my own from there till I met Charlie & Brandy. After Charlie was killed when when I was 18 I went on a crazy adventure in search of my real parents, it was hard because their last name was different from mine & I couldn't remember theirs. Ran into a guy named Buffalo Bill & he was a freak, he put me in a hole for 2 weeks & made me rub lotion on my skin. Some think a lot more happened with him but I assure you it didn't. Once while working for a dentist handing out fliers I got stuck in a tooth balloon during a storm & I floated half way across the country in the tooth balloon where I got a job working on an oil rig. Then I worked as a carnival ride operator, then as a janitor for an elementary school & then I worked at a gator farm.
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