Sep 04, 2012, 05:08 PM
When people ask what I'm doing I tell them I'm hunting aliens, and keep walking.
Sep 04, 2012, 06:15 PM
Dan or Daniel or Lucky if I've found Gold.
When I was looking at this topic, I was curious. I don't have anyone yell anything at me. Except this one lady cops. "What the heck are you doing". I told her I was "Playing with my toy" I didn't clarify. Nor did I think about it before I said it. I won't be using that one again. so if anyone else wants you use it. :-)
Originally Posted by Silverfinder99
Sep 04, 2012, 11:36 PM
I mainly beach hunt and one day a very hot girl ran up to me and yelled what's up? She wasn't annoying or anything and actually very sweet and polite, she didn't ask your basic what are you doing but asked whether gold or junk made the same sounds etc. She asked if my detector would pick up a little diamond stud she had in her nose and asked if she could hear, so I handed her my headphones and told her to let me know when she heard the beep. Remember; hot girl; bikini. as I lift my detector up she said "I heard the beep" this was in the general area of her Bikini bottoms (Put your mind to work) she must have seen the look on my face because she smiled, blushed and said "oh yeah there too". She thanked me for talking to her and wished me luck. One of my best finds yet.
Sep 05, 2012, 12:32 AM
Now I wanna mount a camera on my machine
Originally Posted by warrior
Sep 05, 2012, 01:32 AM
I like this response... I may have to use it sometime
Originally Posted by leprechaun
Sep 06, 2012, 05:33 AM
I'm a small, 70-year old grandma. Was detecting in serene location behind library, sun shining, lovely tall old stone wall on one side of dirt path, grassy strip with orange and yellow wildflowers on the other side, then a slope to a shady creek ravine. Birds singing, sun shining, strolling passersby smiling when they saw me detecting in the sparse grass right next to the path. I was in happy dream state, having dug up my first partial pocket watch and several coins. Suddenly a stout middle-aged man stormed down the path and screamed at me, "What the h*** are you doing?!" I just stared at his flaming red face and then chose to say nothing. Getting no response, he left. Not only did it startle me and raise my blood pressure, it made me mad. After a while, I realized that the guy must be stuck in his miserable inner life! Nobody else has ever yelled at me! HH to all. Andi
Sep 06, 2012, 09:50 AM
Ride Nude Ride Free!
Where ever your at, that's where you'll be.
Sep 06, 2012, 10:26 AM
Was detecting at a very populated beach. A little boy (about 4 or so) came up and asked what I was doing. Told him I was hunting for bottle caps (that's all I was finding that day). He said okay and left. About 10 minutes later, he comes up to me, pulls on my shirt to get my attention and very shyly opens his hand and said, "I found some for you"...plastic bottle caps. Priceless! (I gave him 25 cents for his help).
"You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach". - Jim Steinman (musician)
You can bet he never used a metal detector!!!
Sep 06, 2012, 07:01 PM
Detecting fever comes and goes.
That is the funniest md story I have read :lol:
Originally Posted by AC1955
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Sep 06, 2012, 07:09 PM
What a great story ! I can picture the little boy standing there . Gotta wipe my eyes now laughed till I cried .
Originally Posted by AC1955
Sep 07, 2012, 01:19 PM
I made the mistake and told a little boy i was looking for rocks, well he came back and showed me a handful he had found.
yeah this is fun.........i love my job.
Sep 07, 2012, 02:43 PM
Oh thats a cool Gieger Counter. You can come through my yard with it if you want.
2013 Finds- 12/3
Blob tops: 0
Local Bottles: 24
Tokens: 2, (1) Local
1948 S Roosie Dime
Music box part
19th Century cutting scissors
Silver Dimes: 1
Sep 07, 2012, 02:45 PM
My favorite thing to say when some asks what I'm doing is "Minding my own business why don't you try it".
Why do they call it "Taking a dump" when you're actually leaving one?
Sep 07, 2012, 06:04 PM
Been asked many times what I was doing. My favorite reply is, "I lost my mind, but I'm sure I'll find it."
Sep 07, 2012, 07:32 PM
Told some noise old guy that was watching me for an hour when he asked what I was doing I replied trying to ignore u couldn't u tell
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