Darn !!!!!! I just bought a backhoe and a pinpointer !!!!! Trenchman has just proven to all of us that there is a need for a breathalyzer that hooks up to your PC !!!
Or at least, cut them some slack. I kid around a bit too but generally with the veterans, not the newbies. Let them get their feet wet first before you give them the business. Most of us know you have your tongue in your cheek but the newbies may not.