My dog craps money...a dogsh*t story

[jpitt1970]

Goes like this.........My best bud ever, a Shephard/Collie mix, "Junior" was his name, had just passed away after 12 years. I was at a customer's house & they were getting rid of a 9 month old "puppy" named Bama Bear.We changed his name to Bubba, cus he was just so big, sweet & dumb!!I swear he has buck teeth. They had to keep him in a cage, because thier other dog, who was much bigger, hated & chewed him up pretty bad..Bubba was 110 lbs then!!! Anyway, I brought him home because I felt sorry for him, and we took a liking to each other before they asked. I guess it was a week or so later that my wife & I started noticing more and more pieces of dollar bills all over the yard. Times were & still are tuff & we couldn't figure out where this stuff was coming from because we were counting pennies just to get by. We knew where every cent went & we weren't missing anything. One day,I was mowing the lawn & noticed a dried up turd with a crinkled up dollar bill stcking out of it, and then two more turds with money sticking out of them close by..I got my grabber stick & plucked them out. I took the three bucks & stabbed them to the picnic table with my filet knife....after several weeks, when the bills had been through the weather & bleached out, I bought a six pack of beer & the wife & I toasted Bubba...


Who says you cant sh*t money is a friggin liar

 

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[jpitt1970]

I ran into Bubba's previous owner a year or so later @ the local Wally World & asked him how much money he was missing before I took him & he just about lost it when I told him the story. he told me that he suspected that Bubba had eaten his entire wallet a week before and he wasn't sure how much was in it, but it was way more than 3 dollars, plus credit cards & driver's liscense. I never found any more than 3 whole 1 dollar bills or any kind of plastic in the yard, but who knows what I didn't see while riding the lawn tractor!!!!!

 

[shaun7]

 

[mrs.oroblanco]

Reminds me of a Cheech and Chong movie - A little Labrador.....................................................

 

[dpitt8]

now that was hilarious...love it.

 

[SteveDodds]

We used to have a half cairn terrier half chihuahua that loved to eat dirty underwear. If there was dirty underwear anywhere but in the basket he would sniff them out and have his supper. I guess he needed more fiber in his diet.

 

[Native1858]

Was mowing the lawn one day and stopped the mower just before going over this stretched out lump of ...........I didn't know what. I stopped and looked real good before continuing and realized it was a squirrel that had been eaten, and passed through a dog. Ouch.

 

[allen]

i needed a good laugh !

 

[SteveDodds]

What about a dog that eats the string inside of a baseball and the string is so long that he starts to poop out one end while he is still eating the other end. Just think you could floss your dog.

 

[TXPIRATE]

Now that was so funny I read that to the young Lady that I work with and we were both loa off.

 

[sniffer]

now that's what you call a deposit box

 

[AGCoinHunter]

Thats so funny. Just think, those dollar bills are in someones wallet right now...

 

[Zephyr]

I've heard that a chihuahua makes a great pet, because you never have to take it out for a walk. You just hold it out the window and squeeze.

 

[CMDiamonddawg]

:talk about stinkin' money

 

[TiredIron]

BUHahahahahahahaha...........
I'm glad you found out the source of the cash.....if not I'd of had to track that pooch to see if he found his own hidden cache somewhere. Its like a dog coming home with a human femur...or a hand!

TiredIron

 

[Evan/tn]

lol that's a new one!!