The Paternity Test!!

[poorhunter78]

As You can see I have been Announced as a Double Uncle!!! I am Hereby Issuing to have a Jury Panel Paternity test done.. See Who is the Daddy..

So! let the Plea's Begin!!
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Truckin Butch Wrote-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Bartender!
Start putin em in front of me as I empty the one in my hand . We'll discuss whether I've had enough when you start gettin nervous .
Chrimas? Ba ! HUMBUG !!!!!! I spent 3 month's beer budget and emptied my bar change bucket (6 gallon size) to buy what everybody on my list wanted .
Know what I got in return ?
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2 new shirts and a roll in the sack ...
ALL 3 SIZES TOO BIG
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He did fail to mention, The roll in the sack? Was it with his Lover, Or just a Girlfriend.. The Woman of the house! Or Perhaps the Women of the Farm? Maybe A Holstein, An Angus, Only the True Bull Knows!!

[poorhunter78]

Poorhunter's Plea!!

The night of Christmas I went to gun range! Next Morning, Saw wife and son off to Florida for a 2 week stay with Mom in Law.. Spent Every legal splash of daylight Deer hunting in between their 2 weeks away!!!

There you have it, Its your call..

[truckinbutch]

Hmmmm,
Sounds like you done twisted the head off of Elvis and filled 'ole Fred' up to his pelvis in the Flintstone
jelly glass jar ........................ several times

[spartacus53]

Congrats on the humacows, scientists will have a field day trying to figure this species out

[poorhunter78]

Congrats on the humacows, scientists will have a field day trying to figure this species out

Spart! Where were you the night you dissappeared from treasure net? Hmm.............. Gonna have to keep my on you!