The Paternity Test!!

poorhunter78

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As You can see I have been Announced as a Double Uncle!!! I am Hereby Issuing to have a Jury Panel Paternity test done.. See Who is the Daddy.. :tongue3:

So! let the Plea's Begin!!
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Truckin Butch Wrote-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Bartender!
Start putin em in front of me as I empty the one in my hand . We'll discuss whether I've had enough when you start gettin nervous .
Chrimas? Ba ! HUMBUG !!!!!! I spent 3 month's beer budget and emptied my bar change bucket (6 gallon size) to buy what everybody on my list wanted .
Know what I got in return ?
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2 new shirts and a roll in the sack ...
ALL 3 SIZES TOO BIG
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He did fail to mention, The roll in the sack? Was it with his Lover, Or just a Girlfriend.. The Woman of the house! Or Perhaps the Women of the Farm? Maybe A Holstein, An Angus, Only the True Bull Knows!! :laughing9: :laughing9: :tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3:
 

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poorhunter78

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Poorhunter's Plea!!

The night of Christmas I went to gun range! Next Morning, Saw wife and son off to Florida for a 2 week stay with Mom in Law.. Spent Every legal splash of daylight Deer hunting in between their 2 weeks away!!!

There you have it, Its your call.. :laughing7: :laughing7:
 

truckinbutch

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Hmmmm,
Sounds like you done twisted the head off of Elvis and filled 'ole Fred' up to his pelvis in the Flintstone
jelly glass jar ........................ several times :tongue3:
 

spartacus53

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Congrats on the humacows, scientists will have a field day trying to figure this species out :thumbsup:
 

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poorhunter78

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spartacus53 said:
Congrats on the humacows, scientists will have a field day trying to figure this species out :thumbsup:
Spart! Where were you the night you dissappeared from treasure net? Hmm.............. Gonna have to keep my :icon_cyclops_ani: on you!
 

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